{"id":947,"date":"2007-01-24T21:56:13","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T06:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/24\/sex-education-again\/"},"modified":"2007-01-24T21:56:13","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T06:56:13","slug":"sex-education-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/24\/sex-education-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Education, again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were discussing her English essay &#8211; and well, my kids have definitely inherited my sense of humor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The girl: Mooooooom what&#8217;s a period?<\/p>\n<p>Me: A dot at the end of a sentence.<\/p>\n<p>The girl: I thought that was a comma!<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, that&#8217;s when you bleed every month.<\/p>\n<p>The girl: Can boys get a comma?<\/p>\n<p>The Boy: Nope. We can, however, get exclamation points, but that&#8217;s a different story!<\/p>\n<p>*Cue groans and, of course, laughter*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were discussing her English essay &#8211; and well, my kids have definitely inherited my sense of humor&#8230; The girl: Mooooooom what&#8217;s a period? Me: A dot at the end of a sentence. The girl: I thought that was a comma! Me: No, that&#8217;s when you bleed every month. The girl: Can boys get a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}