{"id":95,"date":"2004-10-08T18:31:17","date_gmt":"2004-10-09T03:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/10\/08\/the-best-auntie-ever\/"},"modified":"2004-10-08T18:31:17","modified_gmt":"2004-10-09T03:31:17","slug":"the-best-auntie-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/10\/08\/the-best-auntie-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best! Auntie! Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heh. heh.heh.<\/p>\n

You see. His momma made a mistake. His momma promised me that when he was finally able to have french fries, that Auntie got to take him out and give them to him. She forgot and last night, gave that boy a fry without me even BEING there! <\/p>\n

But I got her. You see, since he was ready for that – and the boy is 8 months old for heavens sake, Auntie took him out today and bought him a happy meal ALL OF HIS OWN – and not only that? we forced mommy to watch. Hell, we forced momma to DRIVE. MUHAHAHAH!<\/p>\n

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“So…whats in the pretty box auntie?”<\/p>\n

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“OOOOOOOH! French Fries! I remember these! Wassat sauce? Sweet and Sour? YUM! GIMME MORE!”<\/p>\n

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“Keep them nuggets coming, woman!”<\/p>\n

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“Wassis lovely orange concoction?!? Soda? YUM!”<\/p>\n

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“OH! what a pretty red box! what’s in there?”<\/p>\n

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“…..APPLE PIE!”<\/p>\n

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“Lemme at it! More!”<\/p>\n

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“Look momma! and is all mine mine MINE!”<\/p>\n

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“The TOY even tastes good!”<\/p>\n

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“Time to clean up – filled to the rim, I am!”<\/p>\n

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“Heh.heh.heh. Momma don’t know I got some extra fries tucked away in my diaper for later!” [he did, too – found them when we changed him later. *L*]<\/p>\n

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Heh. The best auntie, and the most spoiled buglet ever. *shining grin*
\nTry to tell me he wasn’t gonna be hungry around lunch time? Try to tell me that boy needed teeth first? HAH! Total Damage: 4 chicken nuggets (minus the breading), several fries, a couple tastes of sweet and sour sauce, about 1\/4 cup of orange soda and the better part of an entire apple pie. Yeah. Not hungry at ALL. Gummed the HELL outa that meal he did. *L*<\/p>\n

My work here – for today- is done. MUHAHAHAHAH!<\/p>\n

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And… in case you were wondering? The pup has gone from…. um. punkish glam lleaning towards goth:<\/p>\n

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To full on Glitter glam!<\/p>\n

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I’m…..so…. proud? *L*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heh. heh.heh. You see. His momma made a mistake. His momma promised me that when he was finally able to have french fries, that Auntie got to take him out and give them to him. She forgot and last night, gave that boy a fry without me even BEING there! But I got her. You […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}