{"id":951,"date":"2007-01-26T22:45:42","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T07:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/26\/randomosity-2\/"},"modified":"2007-01-26T22:51:32","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T07:51:32","slug":"randomosity-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/26\/randomosity-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Randomosity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know, I use that title a lot. Sue me. Heh!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; What I&#8217;ve been working on: <a title=\"thank god its not PEEEEEENK this year!\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/desertdance.com\">Desert Dance Festival<\/a>. Trust me &#8211; it looks MUCH better, even without all the links live. Heh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Amusing Searches that brought people here:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"\/eclat\/101-things\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=ISO-8859-1&#038;q=things+to+say+when+cybersexing&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">things to say when cybersexing<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"\/eclat\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=pictures+of+puddle+in+carpet\">pictures of puddle in carpet<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"\/eclat\/2006\/11\/15\/fat-n-fabulous\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?sourceid=navclient&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-15,GGLJ:en&#038;q=built+for+comfort+boobs\">built for comfort boobs<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"\/eclat\/101-things\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=someplace+warm+to+live&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;start=20&#038;sa=N\">someplace warm to live<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well then!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; SammyJ. I hate you with the heat of a million suns. I am behind, and keep hoping to catch up, and still hate you. I also need ideas for more Sourdough columns. And? He wants a frugal column if I can come up with it too. And my fiction? Blarg. I know I can spit up 5k without blinking when I am motivated. WHY ARE YOU FAILING ME, SammyJ? I hate you. Harumph.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Found an old friend recently, and he and his new wife are coming to visit, bringing his boys, who I promised not to remind that last time I saw them I was changing their diapers. (not quite the last time &#8211; actually they were 7 and 9 the last I saw them I think. They&#8217;re now 15 and 17.) At least not often. Heh. Remember the puddle in the middle of the floor? And my always lackluster housekeeping habits? I&#8217;m taking bets on how long it takes for the new wife to run screaming and gather her brood with her and demand they never see me again. And thats AFTER I spend the next 36 hours halfheartedly cleaning with the kids. hahhahahah.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; The puddle. Whew, stinky. Mostly up, a little damp, and a lovely stain. Goody!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Kittens &#8211; feeling MUCH better. Annabelle is still voicing her discontent at times, but they are both playing and partaking in the nightly kitty stampede once more.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Kids. Driving me insane.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; MSNBC: Bite me. Stupid judgemental pricks. (Re: playdates and wine. It&#8217;s all the rage around the blogasphere the past couple weeks. If you don&#8217;t know what I mean, check <a title=\"Creater of the Momtini!\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.suburbanbliss.net\/suburbanbliss\/\">Suburban Bliss<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; New links up there along the top, to blog or not to blog, and A-Z about me. I was bored.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Me: needs a nap. Stupid <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/24\/sex-education-again\/\">Comma<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Send Chocolate. And alcohol. But mostly chocolate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know, I use that title a lot. Sue me. Heh! &#8212; What I&#8217;ve been working on: Desert Dance Festival. Trust me &#8211; it looks MUCH better, even without all the links live. Heh. &#8212; Amusing Searches that brought people here: things to say when cybersexing pictures of puddle in carpet built for comfort [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}