{"id":969,"date":"2007-02-11T21:21:32","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T06:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/02\/11\/but-mo-om\/"},"modified":"2007-02-11T21:21:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T06:21:32","slug":"but-mo-om","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/02\/11\/but-mo-om\/","title":{"rendered":"But MO-OM!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Boy: Can I have some cough meds?<br \/>\nMe: Sure, here ya go.<br \/>\nThe Boy: NO! Not the NIGHT TIME stuff! It&#8217;ll make me go to sleep!<br \/>\nMe: Hrm. School night. Could be that&#8217;s the point.<br \/>\nThe Boy: Lemme have the daytime, please?<br \/>\nMe: No, it&#8217;ll keep you up all night!<br \/>\nThe Boy: Will not! It&#8217;ll just&#8230;. keep me from sleeping&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>hahahahahah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Boy: Can I have some cough meds? Me: Sure, here ya go. The Boy: NO! Not the NIGHT TIME stuff! It&#8217;ll make me go to sleep! Me: Hrm. School night. Could be that&#8217;s the point. The Boy: Lemme have the daytime, please? Me: No, it&#8217;ll keep you up all night! The Boy: Will not! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}