{"id":97,"date":"2004-10-19T10:16:09","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T19:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/10\/19\/pimpage-and-kitties-and-diplomas-and-children-oh-my\/"},"modified":"2004-10-19T10:16:09","modified_gmt":"2004-10-19T19:16:09","slug":"pimpage-and-kitties-and-diplomas-and-children-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/10\/19\/pimpage-and-kitties-and-diplomas-and-children-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"pimpage and kitties and diplomas and children oh my!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not&#8230;..that the things in the title REALLY have much to do with one another &#8211; as I just realized how bad that could sound. *L* All the freaks and geeks will come out of the woodwork for sure now! *L*<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; first!<\/p>\n<p><b>Pimpage!<\/b><br \/>\nThanks so much for those of you spreading the word and spreading the love! While no one is freely donating fundage (which is fine by me! &#8211; I&#8217;d much rather <a href=\"http:\/\/ld.reachthecolors.com\" target=\"_blank\">work for my money<\/a>!) there is not one, but TWO new sites in the works. One, thanks to Momma and her delight in all things off the wall and a little odd and her ultimate personality who pimped out her daugher (namely me) to the Fish Lips and Bird Teeth Studio. Just getting started, and I so love this part of the process where there&#8217;s brainstorming going on and I&#8217;m getting to know the client and everyone is all atwitter!<\/p>\n<p>Second is a site that the boy is ETERNALLY grateful that I picked up. Thanks to an old RP buddy, Z, his belly dancing friend of Dalloua Dance has conscripted me to give her site a complete overhaul and work it all up from the ground up. This is really 3 sites in one, and well, the boy keeps finding reasons to come and give me a hug or whatever just to see what Picture I&#8217;m working with now. Hee. He&#8217;s so cute &#8211; and SUCH a damn boy. Why do they have to grow up so damn fast? *sigh* I did tell M that she is the object of my 12 year olds lust and that he thought she was beautiful. Her reply? &#8220;While I feel vaguely&#8230;dirty&#8230;now &#8211; tell him thank you very much.&#8221; His reply? &#8220;MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*BLUSH*&#8221; heh.heh.heh. then he asked me to print out one of her pictures. *L*<\/p>\n<p>Also, my wonderful main client, who&#8217;s just had surgury, just gave me a ringading and has another little job for me to do for their upcoming Motor City Music Conference. Someone else is building he site (For free &#8211; he&#8217;s a big wig company sponsor) but she needs someone to do the tweaking once he gets it to her. That tweaking will be done by me. Wee!<\/p>\n<p>Yes &#8211; that is THREE jobs in THREE days. I love this. ANd i really love my job too! and I&#8217;m all pumped up and like brimming with creative ideas and stuff &#8211; so keep that pimpage coming!<\/p>\n<p>Some sites that are recently finished or just about there:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jandrlimousine.com\" target=\"_blank\">J&#038;R Limousine<\/a> Kenai&#8217;s number one Limo Service!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xtremewildlife.com\" target=\"_blank\">Xtreme Wildlife Magazine<\/a> &#8211; Initial design all flash, but someone else &#8211; I stripped that puppy and got it all working in html goodness and it looks just the same and works even better. Whee! Half dressed girls with hunting and fishing gear &#8211; who could ask for more?<\/p>\n<p>And coming soon, of course: Hispeed Gear, Fishlips and Bird teeth Studio, and Dalloua Dance  &#8211; and perhaps a friends poetry site too&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I love my job!<\/p>\n<p><b>Kitties<\/b><br \/>\nIN case you were wondering &#8211; YES my tits apparently ARE the most comfortable pillows around.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"kittysleepin.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/kittysleepin.jpg\" width=\"432\" height=\"235\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>She ususally knows better then to get up that close to my face and start purring, but well, she took such care to climb up there (i was sitting basically upright for chrissakes!) and dig a single claw into my skin JUST above my heart with a look that CLEARLY said &#8220;Move and DIE, you blond bimbo that feeds me!&#8221; I felt it best to let her remain there, at least long enough to get a picture. hee.<\/p>\n<p><b>Diplomas!<\/b><br \/>\nThis came in the mail yesterday! Yes indeedy, it is ALL FUCKING OFFICIAL NOW!<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"inside.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/inside.jpg\" width=\"423\" height=\"260\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Hell, the inks barely dry on the bugger *grin* Cool eh?<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"BigBrotherBear.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/BigBrotherBear.jpg\" width=\"492\" height=\"525\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And a couple of things I got from friends here &#8211; they&#8217;re SO cool! one giggles (that&#8217;d be the smirkingly cute orange one) and the other has a music box that plays &#8220;when you wish upon a star&#8221; ala disney. Thanks so much TBF and Darlin!<\/p>\n<p><b>Children!<\/b><br \/>\nThe pup, yesterday, to her gpa: &#8220;<I>I<\/I> have a program tomorrow papa, and it is about insects, and you had BETTER not miss it!&#8221; Who possibly could say no? Certainly not the doting papa. *chuckles* That&#8217;s tonight at 6:30. Pictures later. *chuckles*<\/p>\n<p>The boy: is he not the cutest thing EVER? OMFG. Them eyes. <\/p>\n<p><Center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"cheese.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/cheese.jpg\" width=\"550\" height=\"504\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>How can girls POSSIBLY not be noticing that not only is he cute as all hell, but he&#8217;s SWEET and KIND and RESPECTFUL too? WIth just enough devilish glee hidden in twinkling eyes?? He&#8217;s gonna make some girls momma perfectly happy when he finally does find himself a girl, that&#8217;s for sure. *Proud momma grin* Not that, you know, I&#8217;m in ANY hurry for him to grow up any more or anything. The little brat is actually almost as tall as ME now! *harumph*<\/p>\n<p>And the girl. Her cute little outfits, her wicked little &#8220;I didn&#8217;t do it honest it was the pup!&#8221; grin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"honest.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/honest.jpg\" width=\"502\" height=\"444\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And her clarinet. OMFG. of all the instruments she had to pick &#8211; WHY the clarinet. And why me? if I hear the first line of jinglebells again I am likely to poke out my eardrums with a spork. Though even I have to admit the fact she can play said first line already is a good sign. But still. the clarinet? WHY GOD WHY??<\/p>\n<p>Ahem.<\/p>\n<p><b>Oh my!<\/b><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing here for this bit. But well, I felt the need to bold it and point it out anyway. *grin* Happy Tuesday people! Two weeks to election &#8211; i don&#8217;t give a shit who you vote for, just that you get off your asses and VOTE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not&#8230;..that the things in the title REALLY have much to do with one another &#8211; as I just realized how bad that could sound. *L* All the freaks and geeks will come out of the woodwork for sure now! *L* Anyway &#8211; first! Pimpage! Thanks so much for those of you spreading the word and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}