{"id":979,"date":"2007-02-18T13:14:05","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T22:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/02\/18\/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes\/"},"modified":"2007-02-18T13:14:05","modified_gmt":"2007-02-18T22:14:05","slug":"out-of-the-mouths-of-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/02\/18\/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes\/","title":{"rendered":"out of the mouths of babes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: See? Some girls wanna do it with boys and some just wanna do themselves.<\/p>\n<p>(Me &#8211; trying desparately to avoid choking while holding in laughter.<\/p>\n<p>And you there! I know what you&#8217;re thinking! Stop it. We were watching Figure Skating on TV, thus her logic that explains doubles vs. single competition. Heh.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: See? Some girls wanna do it with boys and some just wanna do themselves. (Me &#8211; trying desparately to avoid choking while holding in laughter. And you there! I know what you&#8217;re thinking! Stop it. We were watching Figure Skating on TV, thus her logic that explains doubles vs. single competition. Heh.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}