The HELL?

Dude. it must be in the water at the Middle School or something! I mean seriously! The GIRL came home, and she was all “Is the boy here? I got somethin to tell ya but not in front of him!”

And so, the boy, he goes out to ManSpace, and she leans in and whispers “A BOY came and sat by me for LUNCH today! Yeah! And he’s in my band class! and my typing class! and he SAT BY ME THERE TOO! and then! Then he asked for my EMAIL ADDRESS!”

WHAT?!? SHE’S TOO YOUNG!

Gah. That’s it. Maybe it’s time to rethink this homeschooling shit…..

..and no - I didn’t tell The Boy. I did worse. i told PAPA! MUHAHAH!

Create an e-annoyance

Create an e-annoyance, go to jail - aw shit - now i gotta behave. I think. Maybe. *smirk* Makes me wonder though - how they describe “annoy” so it’s all universal…

Innocent Pup

Went to the Little League board meeting last night, and while I was gone, apparently the pup got bored - as I found her on the couch like this when I got home. So peaceful, so quiet, so innocent….

too bad we all know better. *L*