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The HELL?
Dude. it must be in the water at the Middle School or something! I mean seriously! The GIRL came home, and she was all “Is the boy here? I got somethin to tell ya but not in front of him!”
And so, the boy, he goes out to ManSpace, and she leans in and whispers “A BOY came and sat by me for LUNCH today! Yeah! And he’s in my band class! and my typing class! and he SAT BY ME THERE TOO! and then! Then he asked for my EMAIL ADDRESS!”
WHAT?!? SHE’S TOO YOUNG!
Gah. That’s it. Maybe it’s time to rethink this homeschooling shit…..
..and no – I didn’t tell The Boy. I did worse. i told PAPA! MUHAHAH!
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what really sucks is that the gramma had to read it here.
LMAO….. well the girly she had a smile a mile wide this morning. auntie do i babysit for you today? BEAMs. hell yeah… i need to hear more about all this bOY shiT. I kept telling her. you have a boyfirend you have a boyfriend. like a good auntie would … she kept saying I do not… and dont say that in front of the littles. they will tellt he boy and than he will beat him up. Shut up Auntie.
*G* I love making her life misserable. I can’t wait to hear the details tonight. *BEAMS*
Sheesh, with a auntie like Bug who needs Uncles?? Lessa, I feel for you- your babies (always momma’s babies no matter how old) are beautiful and I can see you are in for years of gray hair and worry. Me, I’m not worried, mine will never date or be interested in anything that might cause me stress (stop laughing Bug, your gonna swollow your tongue…)
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is the best read i have had in a while Gal. your girl already looks at the cable guy. LMAO
Where’s the love Bug?? The more I get to know you the more I hope you neice grows up and tortures you in your old age….Lessa- has she always been this lippy?? How did you let her survive childhood?