I can’t WAIT!

Posted by Lessa on November 22, 2005 in this-n-that | ∞

The big news in this here wee little town of mine is the contract in the final stages for our FINALLY getting a Walmart – yeah, I know some of my town ain’t happy about it, but they don’t have the shoestring budget I have. I NEED cheap shit. But ANYWAY. After reading this? I truely CANNOT WAIT for Walmart to get here! *MUHAHAHAHA*

“The One Who Shall Remain Nameless brought the Walmart phenomena to my attention. Her fiance had a three year old daughter and when she misbehaved he threatened her with, “Do you want to go to Walmart?”Because even three year old children recognize that kids get beat in Walmart.”

*snickers* I love it. *L*

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