Who Wants To Be A Superhero? Ep.2!

BWAHAHAHHAAHAH!

Ahem.

Yes! I’ve decided to continue to follow the hilarity of Who Wants to be a Superhero! Read on…. if you DARE! (…or care. whatever. HAHAHAH!)

Tonight!

First, they were able to anonymously question each other! And we discovered that the Iron Enforcer needed deoderant, and someone feared a Fat Superhero could not be a good rolemodel – and the GaySuperhero (oh! last weeks JAZZ HANDS could not be forgotten!), Major Victory and his past of being a stripper couldn’t be helpful at all!

And Creature! She stores her SUPERPOWERS in her HAIR which is why she does not wash the dreds – for when she does, she feels EMPTY and POWERLESS!

Our Superhero hopefuls then faced a challenge of Courage – having to save a poor old woman locked out of her house. Alas – to get through her back yard, they were faced with trained attack dogs! As Major Victory said: “I have a new nickname. It is Major Dogfood!”

That Major Victory! he is OneLiner Comedy GOLD! Don’t believe me? Some others:

Iron Enforcer: This is the most high tech gun known to man!
Major Victory: But can you caulk a bathroom with it?

(while dancing, first episode) Tap the booty! Tap the booty!

Be a Winner – not a Weiner!

Dogs love me. I digest easy.

(to the dogs)I Salute you, you ferocious beasts!

(After succeeding in the challenge) How’s my hair? (Ping of ohsowhite smile!)

(seeing the new costume) YES! Mr. Shiney Pants! (and) Sweet! Now I don’t have to work out anymore!

I know there can only be MORE TO COME! What can you expect with a SuperHero who uses the full spectrum of JAZZ FINGERS as he runs??

Back to the Callenge!

MonkeyWoman (oohoohoohAAHAAHAHH!) made up for last week’s disappointment by refusing to call Uncle, and though it took her skinny little bod almost 10 full minutes to reach the back door, reach it she did, despite a sickening crunch that made us fear she broke her arm!

But no! it was just the CRACK Sound Effects Team! (oooooooh bad. *L*)

Poor Fat Mama had Fallen! and she couldn’t get up! The dogs didn’t even go for the donuts!

Stupid Iron Enforcer called uncle a mere TWELVE INCHES from his goal! Wussy!

And cell phone girl. FOUR SECONDS till she called uncle. And she had a headache! and that made it worse!

And she still had it at Elimination! where she was ELIMINATED for Being a giant WUSSY GIRL! For REAL Superheros don’t call in for a headache when the WORLD NEEDS SAVING!

Ah, but the fun did not end there – oh no! Next, the Superheros got COSTUME MAKEOVERS! Ty’Veculus looked Re’Diculous, and Feedback made the mistake of laughing at him. Ty’Veculus went back to tell Stan Lee that he didn’t really like it, and put on his original costume. Stan was disappointed that he LIED about liking it in the first place! For his dishonesty he was one of the three that faced elimination, as well as Feedback for making fun of him!

The third was Iron Enforcer, whose costume just wasn’t quite right. As it was his third time going up, as well as the fact that he carried a BIG GUN and Superheroes don’t KILL people they SAVE people, he was Eliminated…

—OH! BUT THERE’S A TWIST!—

As the Iron Enforcer took the walk of shame, Stan Lee appeared to tell him he’d figured out what was wrong with his makeover and made him an offer he could not refuse!

Enter the DARK ENFORCER – the Super Villian who will make their lives a… “Lot more difficult!”

Preview gold for next week – Ty’Veculus exclaiming “WHAT is this TREACHERY!” upon being faced by Stan Lee’s new Super Villian!

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I have learned, my friends, to attempt to drink ANYTHING while watching – is to risk the same drink flying RIGHT OUT MY NOSE!!!

Though I still think a DRINKING GAME must be made! the Drunken Hilarity can only make it FUNNIER!

Tune in next week for still MORE BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS and OVER THE TOP commentary that pales, OH how it PALES in comparison to that of the show! I shall never ever again hear the word Superheroes! without cackling a little inside…

What will Major Victory say NEXT?