Good Morning Superheroes! (Ep. 3)

WWtbaSH – Episode 3 – Live Blogged! [well, live in the sense its my first viewing, though it is the second, late show, at 1am! The things I do for you people!] You get my reactions AS I HAVE THEM!

Oh come on, you DO TOO CARE. Really! Or not. If so, if you REALLY love Superheroes, you will click the ‘more’ – if you do not…. you are obviously an agent of the DARK ENFORCER!

(DundunDUN!)

Good morning, True Believers!

Aw, how cute. They gotta do CHORES. And Lumeria is cleaning the toilet….with her FOOT, cuz she won’t touch the seat it looks like… oh my, such a primadonna!

Flashing lights, and the announcement that there is now a SUPER VILLIAN and FOOTSTEPS! on the STAIRS! and Creature…. grabs a PILLOW?!?…. to hold against the DARK ENFORCER! BWHAHAHAHAHHA!

Such Treachery! Such SHOCK on their faces! HOW Could he DO THIS to them?!

Onto Challenge 1…buy lunch?

And Afterwards, that Stan, he’s FURIOUS with their choices. hahhahah!

 Dark Enforcer calls Stan BOSS and had hidden cameras as well as the help of the CuteWaiter and CuteWaitress! Someone gave up his or her secret identity! That’s against SUPERHERO RULE NUMBER ONE!

HAHAHA it was T’Veculus!

Yay Feedback! “This one was easy!”

AND CREATURE! doh. Gives up the WHOLE reality show thing!

AND Lumeria! Cute boys do ’em in every time

AND NOOOOOOOOOOOO Major Victory! FAILED! “Sadly, today, he is a wiener”

Fat Mama – ridding the world of bullies, one donut at a time! Passed!

AND Monkey Woman – aka Mary. Cute Boy didn’t even have to ask. EVEN wrote websites down to help him get started! DOH.

New name for Major Victory – again. Major DUMBASS!

Commitment and sincerity challenge Elimination! DUNDUNDUN! True superheros don’t fall for simple FLIRTATION!

Noooooo! not Monkey Woman! She is the only to have to step forward, for she gave her name without even being asked! Where is her Heart of a SuperHero? That and her admission that she’s an actress…. not in real estate. Superhero is not shortcut to an acting career (thank goodness, seriously!) but a LIFE CHOICE!

She pleads…. PLEADS… and…..

(….commercial break. And I gotta say I love the fade to comic book color with the commercials. Some people have been all “HOW THEY DO THAT? and I’m all “uh. Adobe Illustrator/Photoshop. Heh.” And they’re all “no! they’re PAINTINGS! did they pause and then take time to paint them and then work it in for the fade?” And I go “…uh. sure. dumbasses. cuz this reality show was all done at the time, and without postproduction and everything. *rolls eyes* Please See Major Victory. Smirk)

Awwwww, She’s eliminated, and everyone’s sad. Me especially, cus she was pretty to look at! But sometime, in a tree near you, MONKEY WOMAN WILL LIVE AGAIN! – according to Mary. Heh.

Creature “it is getting, like, a psychological drama up in here!”

HEY! WAIT! after all that we don’t get to see what they actually ORDERED FOR LUNCH? With the setup it seemed Stan didn’t like their FOOD choices EITHER… so… fess up! Who dug the fried foods more then life itself? I’m betting it was the skinny wenches! Harumph. Moving on.

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oooooh the scariest challenge yet! whoo!

Damsel in Distress! WITH CLEAVAGE! Which we know because she keeps BENDING OVER! So, since she’s on a smoky rooftop (Um. That’s pretty clean looking smoke if it’s supposed to simulate a fire nearby!) The crew places a wooden beam for them to walk over, with a rope to lead their way as they rescue yonder damsel!

a TWIST! as each was called, they were faced with the DARK ENFORCER who insisted they wear a blindfold! GASP! how frightening!

…hey, that beam over to the buxem blond DOESN’T HAVE A ROPE! that they’re all grabbing… and using… to get to… a buxem blond…. Why it’s her TWIN! THere’s TWO of them! Why? because… They’re not really in ANY DANGER AT ALL!

Major Victory – when faced with wind.. “I hope this won’t mess up my hair!” and then “Hang on to my sexy hips!” at which time they both almost fall, but…they make it!

Fat Mama – has her eat a donut for energy before leading her back over…

They all take off their blindfolds and the giggling and laughter at the trick – For they are actually safely on the rooftop, on a mere 2 inch high beam! All are relieved, and startled, except Feedback, who was DETERMINED to win the competition! do whatever ya want, he’s winning! DARK ENFORCER says “I’m taking you DOWN!” and ever confident Feedback tells him to BRING IT ON!

Course – this is also the guy who at the beginning was practicing his high kicks and BROKE THE CEILING FAN! *L*

Can we TAKE the TENSION people? HOW will we ever survive until Elimination?!

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Since they all completed the challenge, for something different, they each get to tell Stan who they think should be eliminated! GASP! could this be yet ANOTHER TEST?

Major Victory thinks it’ll be the hardest challenge yet, but Ty’Veculus, poor Ty replies “It’s not hard at all, if you have a trained eye!” Could this be the end for him?!?

Creature: Votes for herself. “I’m in a roomful of Superheroes, and I don’t know why I’m here. Take me off.” SHOCKED STAN! Shocked Superheroes! Who votes for their OWN DEMISE? Cue TEARS! “I want to be the Superhero, but am not sure if I should be, because everyone is so amazing and I learn every day!”

Major Victory – Something nice to say about everyone, and he picks himself, for he refuses to make it easy on Stan!

Ty’Veculus – SLAMS Lumeria! For not knowing her limitations in not submitting to her fear of heights… Ty, ty, ty. I fear this will be Bye. Bye. Bye. After all, courage is not the absense of fear, but how we REACT to that fear! (read that somewhere. awesome, no?)

Feedback “Pick me!”

Lumeria – does she choose revenge? No! She tells Stan if he cannot make a choice, to pick her, for though she doesn’t agree with them all, she’d still pick herself.

Fat Mama – tries to sidestep, but Stan doesn’t let her, forcing her to make a choice! So, she names Feedback… because he is too hard on himself after every challenge. She fears he will CRACK! OH THE PRESSURE!!!

Dundundun! ELIMINATION! For this Challenge was so very telling!

Only two blocks used! Both Fat Mama and Ty’Veculus are asked to stand forward!

Self-sacrifice – they did the right thing, for that is inherent in a superhero, and their choice was very generous… except for Fat Mama and Ty’Veculus….

Ty – his reasons were questionable… it was as if he simply didn’t like her. Test FAILED.

Fat Mama – Failed as well, though her decision stemmed from compassion, and was trying to save him. Which is what a Superhero does…

Eliminated… Ty’Veculus..

Aw, tears and hugs from Fat Mama, Major Victory and Feedback. Heh. Poor Ty.. he paid the price, the ultimate price, of being eliminated…

Fat Mama feels as if her spirit has been broken. But this competition was never going to be easy! And downstairs, she dresses them all down, and calls them all FAKE! Because only she and Ty had the ability to stand up in the face of the challenge and tell the truth instead of taking the easy way out…

…and she is now playing the game for PAYBACK for Ty’Veculus! Whatever will happen NOW?

Tune in next time, for more Who Wants to be a Superhero! Where the Superheroes confront evil EYE to EYE! And someone’s DARK SECRET is REVEALED! And Major Victory makes sure the police guard knows this is NOT A CONJUGAL VISIT! And is told “the way you’re dressed?? can’t guarentee it!”

Till next week, True Believers!

PS – the forums for the shower are in an UPROAR! The elminations tonight do not sit well!

PPS – Click HERE for little tidbits and details that never made it to air or were glossed over!