Hello True Believers!

We start out this day by doing SuperHero deeds around the city! Fat Mama actually tells off a traffic cop for writing tickets when he was breaking the law, Feedback stops some jaywalkers, Creature makes a litterbug pick up! Major Victory helped ladies across the street – and he took off his cape! GASP! Oh no!

Then, at the lair, has the Dark Enforcer with more camera work – this time, he interviewed the friends and family of the superheroes!

Creature – though she is Creature now, her best friends outs her by telling her she was once a litterbug! Throwing garbage out a hotel!
Feedback – his wife outs him for being a messy SLOB! SHe thinks he should be named Captain Clutter! Oh and he’s zinged by stan for being a slob! tsk!

Fat Mama – her mama outs her by not always being proud of her weight! *gasp!*

Major Victory – outed by his stripper buddy for being known as “thongman” – he says “Dark enforcer! you’re going down!” and Dark enforcer….waves a dollar!

Lumeria – infamous for strutting her stuff and dancing on table tops and possibly too sexy to be a superhero! Gasp! She uses her powers to seduce mortal men!

— Elimination time!

Major Victory, Fat Mama and Creature are up, and Creature is gone because not only did was she a litterbug, but SHE jaywalked and broke the law while handing out clothing to the homeless. awwwwwwww, bye bye my pierced freak! sigh! And the boy mourns the loss of the hot pink miniskirt, and barely there top! And I smack the boy. hahahah!

And we know it will only get harder from here!

Challenge time! Spending quality time with criminals, to show them the error of their ways, for the last time SuperHeroes want is for them to get out and return to their life of crime!

Lumeria is terrified!

And the criminals! they are cursling! A chain gang picking up litter. Even Feedback is nervous! A covert operation under extreme conditions – it’s the secret test game! One of them must hug an inmate 3 times. Another must brush the hair out of their face three times, one must rub the shoulders of an inmate 3 times and lastly one must sit on an inmates lap for 10 seconds – they cannot tip off the inmates at all or be on the chopping block!

Unsurprisingly… Lumeria says “I’ll do the sitting!” Gee, with what her girl said, don’t you think she should have willingly PICKED SOMETHING ELSE? I fear we’ve seen the last of Lumeria! Time will tell…

And they have to sign a release form saying they won’t hold people responsible for anything – injury, hostage situations, or even DEATH! dundunDUN!

Major Victory – ever the one-liner comedian “One question, they do know this is not a congigal visit by me” The guard – “the way your dressed? I don’t know.”

Lumeria starts – tries to do her secret task by sitting on the angry woman who pushed her and cussed and she didn’t complete the task.

Fat mama – she CUSSES she is asked what her super power is – says she gets angry, grows 5 times her normal size and stops the SHIT outa people. oh my. She does, however, manage to complete her task. Whoo!

And here comes BIG BOY to talk to Major Victory – who looks about ready to cry. *L* He’s told not to touch him – but his task is to give him a massage! MV “I think I’m going to die.” He does try, says he has magical hands that can help him relax. Big boy gets all up and DONT TOUCH ME – but MV keeps on keeping on. And he succeeds in his task!

Although – he did take off his cape, again. Not good.

MV comments on Feedback – “He has to hug him 3 times. I’m really going to miss Feedback.”

And now, it’s Feedback’s turn… “I don’t think being phony helps anyone. If I don’t feel a connection, I won’t hug him.” Then, with big boy demanding his cuffs off, Feedback convinces the guard to take them off. The guard “We gonna see a live buttwhoopin on tv.” Feedback persiveres, and actually asks for a hug…and gets his hug! connects about the loss of their dads. Hug 2! and promises to write, and keep in connection, because they can’t do it in 15 minutes – and gets his 3rd hug! taaaaaaaada!

–Elimination time! who will it be?

Major Victory promises to keep his tights on, though teased by Stan because he cannot keep his cape on! Stepping on the blocks, Major Victory, and Lumeria.

And I called that one! Bye Lumeria.

And cue the teary thanks for the compliments given to them by Stan Lee, who considers them all family! Awwwww. Sniff! Even feedback cries – because Spiderman helped him become an adult, because of the loss of his father.
And there we have our final three. Tune in next week, True Believers, where we will find out who will be the Last Comic Standing! world’s NEXT SUPERHERO!

Sleep well! For tomorrow is a new day!