Good Morning, True believers!

Today, the three finalists face their BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVER…. 10 year old kids

dundunDUN!

They make their entrances – Feedback with his trademark kick, Fat Mama with her smile and wave, and Major Victory who seems to have an instant raport with the kids, getting them to laugh and even asking (naturally) “How’s my hair?” with that ping of white toothed smile…

Stan is there via monitor, of course, and has two kids cover each SuperHero’s eyes, where they each get surprised with large storyboard demo’s of their very first comic book covers. I gotta say – they look pretty damn cool. Even the boy was impressed “I’d buy it!” Especially of Major Victory’s cover! MAjor Victory, who actually is speechless and can’t do anything but grin.

Then, they must each talk to the kids, who will be judging for their favorites. Feedback loses them when he says his favorite game is Pong – a little before their time, Feedback! And then a boy in the back asks “Did you make all this up, or are you just nuts??” BWAHAHAH!

Fat Mama is next and she lead the kids in her theme song! Fat Momma, Fat Momma! Here to save the day! And she goes into a lesson they can relate to, not succumbing to bullying and being their own person, individuality!

Then, Major Victory – stands them up and lets them get moving, and then connects with them about his super powers, and is just funny. He even has an explanation about why he loves his hair so much! Aerodynamics, baby! He really connected with them – he’s just a big kid hisself!

Then the kids all stepped behind their favorite superhero and the winner is… Fat Momma!

Aw, Major Victory and Feedback have to write on the board, they will not pretend to be a SuperHero under the watchful eye of the Dark Enforcer! BWAHAHAHAH!

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OH NO! An ALERT! The sign is in the sky! The Dark Enforcer has been spotted outside! He must be FOUND AND APREHENDED before he can do any DAMAGE! They must follow the clues, and find the super villian in the most superhero fashion! They’re down to the wire! Stan is studying their every move!

Cue. Evil. Laughter!

Major Victory – runs. so. gay. Omg. *LMAO* First they must find a woman with an ankle tatoo, with a message above her high healed shoe. MV finds her first, though he’s neck and neck with Feedback!

Fat Mama – keeps getting waylaid by french fries and chicken wings…

Major Victory finds the guy, and rubs lotion on his belly – to find the next clue…Feedback is right behind her, and now Fat Mama finds the first clue while Major Victory finds the purse, and the next clue, while making jokes all the while! I mean come on. Rubbing lotion on a fat mans belly? The jokes write themselves!

Feedback is nice and puts the contents of the woman’s purse together, but drops a penny and has problems picking it up with his gloves! He’d take them off, but well, he’s a superhero! He asks the girl if it’s ok to leave it…. cue commercial…

Major Victory is first! 15:25 (What took you so long!) (How’s my hair? *ping!*)

Feedback is Second! 15:40 (If I had hostages, they would be dead by now!) (I still think there’s good in you!) (Dumbass!)

Fat Mama is a little slower, and keeps getting waylaid. Food, talking, finally locating the clues, and…. Sigh. her time? 40 minutes LONGER then the others (I would have been dead by now!) (but I ain’t hungry!) Is this the End for Fat Mama?
Fat Mama locks herself in the bathroom! She insists on talking to the execs! She says she feels bad for feedback and doesn’t want to see him hurt, because he wants it so bad. She is there for a good time, but won’t stand in his way because it’s his life. She asks to be taken off the show…

Cue! Commercial!

Major Victory and Feedback talk her down! There would be no regrets says Feedback, and she thinks its like talking to her kids, and just wants to give it to him, but she decides in the end to leave it up to Stan. To the Roof!

It’s Elimination time…

While Stan was so impressed by Fat Mama’s show before the children and her win, he was disappointed in the hunt for Dark Enforcer.

Major Victory didn’t give a background as the others – but was very entertaining to the children.

Feedback gave the background, but didn’t relate to the younger children. Pong? common. Needs to understand his audience! And he would have won the Dark Enforcer challenge if not for that silly penny! But it was Oh! So! Superhero’ish!

Just know – that as he must break one of their hearts… know that Stan’s heart breaks along with it! He’s worries that Major Victory may be turning into a paradoy of a Superhero, because he always jokes, and…

GASP! Major Victory is Eliminated!

Feedback is SPeechless, and starts to say something, and Major Victory makes him be quiet and say goodbye. Major Victory leaves with grace, and composure… and

FINALLY GETS TO TAKE OFF HIS CAPE AND GLOVES without being told to keep his clothes on! BWAHAHAHA.

And now… now… there are two – but WAIT! Stan says, just a minute Chris…. and brings him back… he says he knows that he wanted to prove to his 16 year old daughter that he was a hero. Stan tells him, Mission Accomplished, and sends him to the hidden telephone. On the red cube – His Daughter! Cue tears from all of them – even Stan. Especially when she says “You’re my hero, Dad!”
Annd he leaves with yes! another joke! “Can I keep the phone? It’s a good one! *Ping!*” And everyone laughs – always in character, that one! Bon Voyage, Major Victory!

Tune in next week, for the Final (and I mean it this time!) Episode!

Till then, True Believers!