More on sex ed…

… in the “OMG you did NOT just say that!” category.

The Boy – my precious baby innocent 14 year old boy – was putting together the air freshener I got for over the catbox. He did it wrong the first time, so I, being female and mom and right said “Here’s the directions” And he replied with the following:

“I dont neeed no steenkin ‘rections! Well, I DO need E-rections, but not DE-rections… and of course not either of them right now, but at some point AAAHHH! MOM! I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING! STOOOOOOOOOOP AUGgarglegagthud”

The last part, of course, is where I killed him. You can’t blame me, right? I mean – seriously. he’s FOURTEEN and I WARNED HIM. Repeatedly.

Harumph.

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(Alright you CES perfect mom society police – totally kidding on the killing part. Sheesh. Lighten up, will ya? It’s called a sense of humor! Get one! They’re all the rage, HONEST! Better then an E-rection even and it don’t need DE-rections either! Just a smile.)