on sex ed with Tweens…

Posted by Lessa on January 11, 2010 in asides | ∞

Bug: I love cupcakes more than ANYTHING.
Pup: You gonna MARRY a cupcake?
Me: An’ have lil cupcake babies!
Pup: gonna marry a GIANT cupcake, so the babies be normal cupcake size!
Bug: Yup! Though it might make them taste funny…
Me: …. wait, what might make it… Oh. My. Gawd!

…Yes, he clarified. And I’ll never look at a cupcake the same way again. Thanks Bug.

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