…on school trips and internet friends
Me: HEY! Internet Friend! The HS band is on its way to Miami on Wednesday!
Internet Friend: Sweet!
Me: yeah, so, all of the punishments for rule-breaking involve “sent home at parent’s expense” and since, ya know, i don’t HAVE any spare expense? I just told Peppermist if she fucks up, she was staying in Florida with you.
Internet Friend:… I hope to god you were kidding…
Me: ….why would I kid about something like that *wide eyed*
Peppermist: but I thought your internet friends LOVED ME? TEAR!
Internet Friend:…I have one 58 alcoholic child to deal with. I don’t think I could handle another.
Peppermist: but I’m not an alcoholic! …..most of the time.
Internet Friend: 0.0
Me: …guess who she gets her sense of humor from…
Internet Friend: …oh boy.
