America, do you have talent?!

Sometimes during the audition process, I just can’t understand how some of these folks became so sure they have talent worth $1,000,000 – thus forcing us to sit through some of the worst auditions ever… I do not envy the judges, not even the Hoff!

Here’s a montage of tonight’s bombers:

Yup, there’s 8 minutes we’ll never get back again!

Some very interesting talents got through as well – like George the Giant and his gagworthy straw trick, and the sword swallower who almost punctures his stomach when Hoff buzzes him mid-swallow. Then there’s the the little kid with autism who made everyone tear up as he sang, though I fear him going to Vegas week!

More after the cut!

But among all of these, there were some shining stars, too. The Southern Belles:

Jessica Price:

Junior and Emmy – The fastest Salsa Dancers ever.

And the Beyond Belief Dance Co.

Tune in next week for even MORE auditions!