How to raise a smart ass, pt 10293

OK – so, me and the boy, we were bantering back and forth in the car on the way to his camping trip with dad right? And well, I say something, and he said something that sounded like “douche”

And I went “Huh? Did you just call me douche?”

And he says “Yeah- my friends do that all the time, like ‘douche bag’ and stuff.”

and I said “Oh! And do you know what a douche IS?”

and he says “Um…. no.”

So I lean over and do that ‘pretend whisper’ that means everyone can really hear? “Well, a douche is a cleansing tool that women use to clean out the inside…”

he says “Inside of what?”

and I say all nanchalauntly “Their vagina.”

and the boy? DIES. completely mortified. While I’m LAAAAAAAAUGHING. and he’s all “OMG THAT”S TOTALLY GROSS!”

and so I said “So, what am I again?”

and he sputters and mutters and sputters sommore, and finally mumbles… “A female dog mom. A total female dog!”

BWAHAHAHH! i LOVE my kid!