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Proof that Some Mondays are really on Tuesdays.
Dear Self,
When half asleep and letting the dog out, please take note when she refuses to step in a certain area and DO NOT STEP THERE YOURSELF – for that will save you from realizing you just stepped into a very large puddle of dogpuke that is still warm and squishy between the toes of your, naturally, bare feet.
Self, your an idiot.
(bloody fuckin dog.)
All together now: eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Ahhh…that’s like when my Luna meows in the bathroom just to show me that she’s been sick on my blanket.
yeah…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww – I’m eating here!
(I TOLD you to wear your shoes!)
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