HAH! try and fool ME will ya!

So, the girl comes home today, and soon as her brother makes scarce, I go all singsong teasy on her “sooooooooOOOOOoooooo did THATBOY sit by you at lunch again today?”

TheGirl: No.
Me: No?
TheGirl: No – i had to eat quick so I could go see Ms. B again about the talent show remember?
Me: Oh! Ok. So no sitting with the boy.
TheGirl: Besides – all the tables were filled so we couldn’t find any seats together.
Me: do WHAT? So you were LOOKING for seats together so you could sit, but the whole school was agianst you?
TheGirl: Um. uh. Well. uh. Ya see. I.
Me: You weren’t gonna TELL me you TRIED to sit together, is that it? As it insinuates a PRIOR agreement to MEET where – at your locker? and walk TO the lunchroom TOGETHER all for the purposes of sitting together for lunch?
The Girl: Well, uh..
Me: Did ya make mooony love eyes at him across the table?
The Girl: No! We uh, were facing different directions.
Me: Oh, so it was little glances over your shoulder then…
TheGirl: MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Me: I see. And typing class?
TheGirl: siiiiiigh – i don’t have typing anymore.

Harumph. The little wench tried to hide TheRestOfTheStory! Then!

TheGirl: Mom? Why’d you have to replace dad?
Me: Huh?
TheGirl: Well, if HE was here, you’d be all EXCITED about this boy..
Me: Replace him? Darling, I have yet to forbid you to sit next to him, threaten to shoot him, or TELL YOUR BROTHER about him…
TheGirl: Oh. Um. Never mind. I love you mommy!
Me: THATs what I thought. *Smirk*

Harumph. Seriously. Chastity Belts!