‘Days of our PreTeen Lives’ Update!

Like sands through the hourglass…

Since Sarah is depending on this for her soap opera, and because there is little more that I love then embarassing my kids! Here we go! Today’s update on THATBOY!

So! I asked her if she told him what I said and what the guidelines are and what he said. Apparently, he said that he figured that would be my take on the situation, and that it was all cool with him, and that he’d “Love to go to Awana’s” with her. Harumph.

Since she didn’t have much time to talk to him today, because it was the first day of Clubs, (and they are in two different ones -the girl is taking the “future Nurses club”) She didnt give him her phone number yet. HOWEVER she DID promise THATBOY the Peanut Butter brownies that I had gotten for her to make for ME! HARUMPH! I told her that instantly (via M’s suggestion) I am instating a “Mommy Tax” whereupon NO ONE GETS THE BROWNIES UNTIL MOMMY GETS ONE! I think it’s perfectly reasonable, don’t you?

Then she was like “How do I get him my phone number? Cuz we can’t put notes in each other’s lockers and stuff. And I didn’t have time today!” And I was like duh. write the note this weekend and include it in the brownies. Then i was like “I mean DONT GIVE IT TO HIM EVER! or GIVE it to him INSTEAD OF MY BROWNIES!” Which she found amusing. And said I was good at this “romantic stuff”

This WHAT? OMFG. I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut!

But! Amusingly, as they were talking in the library (awwwwwwww) he looked over and saw The Boy, and BAILED. “CRAP! there’s your brother! See ya later!” BWAHAHAHAHA! Then, they were talking about the clubs they’d joined? And turns out? he’s in the SAME CLUB as The Boy! Oh – this is gonna get GOOD! I can just FEEL it. MUHAHAHAHAH!

Ahem.

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IN other news. I? Am going to wear this next time I see THATBOY. For I? Am Lessa the Great! FEAR ME! I got my t-shirt from KristyK today! It’s beautimous and I can FEEL THE POWAH it gives with the proclamation of my given (by Kristy) name!

In the last contest, my mum actually won, but she being fabulous gave her prize to me since I’d come SO CLOSE to winning SO MANY TIMES! Thanks Mum! [be sure to visit her in her new digs, btw!] Thanks Kristy! THATBOY is sure to fear me NOW!

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And – in still OTHER news – positive prove that the pup is mine:

Bag of cheetos, cat in lap, headphones on, eyes locked on screen, mouse in hand. Yup, she’s mine alright!

And cute too. Man. Did I luck out or what? She was playing freddie the fish, by the way, which just just figured out how to ‘win’ completely. She’s so proud! *Grin*