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For I am WOMAN hear me ROAR!

Posted by Lessa on February 13, 2006 in this-n-that |

To whom it may concern:

I, Lessa of the ‘call someone to fix stuff cuz I don’t WANNA if I don’t HAVETA’ persuasion have SUCCESSFULLY FIXED ME OWN DAMN TOILET!

(kids broke the handle off, i not only FOUND THE RIGHT PART at the home depot, but INSTALLED IT MESELF!)

You may applaud as you see fit. *poses*

4 Comments

  • Sarah says:

    Since TBF isn’t here I feel a sworn duty to step in and assist in this and so without further adeu:

    *golf clap*

  • Ladybug says:

    I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    **BEAMS**
    Thats my sis!….. Am I rubbing off on you? Just a little? *GMAO*

    *CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*

    *CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*

    *CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*

  • mama moosie says:

    (slam poetry finger snapping ensues)
    *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP*
    *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP*
    *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP*
    *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP*
    *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP*
    *SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP**SNAP*

    foot stomps join in:
    **STOMP!****STOMP!****STOMP!**
    **STOMP!****STOMP!****STOMP!**
    **STOMP!****STOMP!****STOMP!**
    **STOMP!****STOMP!****STOMP!**
    **STOMP!****STOMP!****STOMP!**
    **STOMP!****STOMP!****STOMP!**

    fingers twixt the lips whistling enters in:
    *PHWEET!**PHWEET!**PHWEET!*
    *PHWEET!**PHWEET!**PHWEET!*
    *PHWEET!**PHWEET!**PHWEET!*
    *PHWEET!**PHWEET!**PHWEET!*
    *PHWEET!**PHWEET!**PHWEET!*
    *PHWEET!**PHWEET!**PHWEET!*

    phew!!
    erm . . .
    come down and fix mine, please?
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    >..

  • AkMotleyGal says:

    CLAP
    CLAP CLAP
    CLAP CLAP
    CLAP CLAP
    CLAP CLAP
    CLAP
    There’s a round of applause for you!! You really should have just made Bug do it..

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