Yo! Ancestors!

“So, mom. We got any Indian blood in us?” says the boy all blithely.
I just shrug and chuckle. “I don’t know, son.”
“Well, dad said…”
“Well, your dad was often full of shit. From him, you got Half Irish and Half Bitch who Claimed Irish, or anything else depending on the day. From me you get 1/4 Irish.”
“So that’s…”
“A little over half Irish.”
“Oh. and the rest?”
“Grade A 100% Heinz 57 Mutt. Which includes your Grandpa’s Hillbillyness.”
“….mutt….?”
“Little bitta everything.”
“Oh. Well daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. My ancestors. they got BIZZAY!”
“…… Why yes, son. I suppose so” (said with a straight face for all of 0.2 seconds!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

In other news, while watching Barbara Walters Special, I have been given permission by the Boy to make wild passionate whoopie with Matthew McConaughey should the opportunity ever arise! See, I said “man, he SURE is a cutie!” and he said “NO! mom! just. NO!” and I said “But son… he’s rich. imagine the things he’d get you in order to keep me around…”

And my son, my darling baby boy, said….

“Rock on mom. Rock his world.”

So watch out Ms. Cruz! I’ma comin for ya my new boyfriend!

For the record – he had the same reasoning for allowing me to shack up with Mr. Clooney too. Such a good boy! *LOL*