Live: The Spring Break Sleepover with Auntie

5:15 pm: OMFG it got NOISY up in here. TheGirl, The Pup, D-man, JJ, Bug, wee Ladybug, Buglet… all here and accounted for…

5:30 pm: Auntie Ladybug WILL NOT LEAVE! Finally have kids band together and yell at the top of their lungs “WILL YOU GO ALREADY MOM!!???!”

5:35 pm: teach the kids the joy of the PRIMAL SCREAM and let them scream at the top of their lungs.

5:35:05 pm: Sacha decides she wants to move out. Cannot locate the cat.

5:45 pm: well, she made it as far as the driveway, where she’s talking to Papa. Kids have set up their sleeping bags, and are watching Danny Phantom.

5:46 pm: first mass rush to the bathroom – why do I only have ONE bathroom again??

5:50 pm: Give the kids the run down of what will happen tonight, [dinner/movie with papa, eat whatever ya want whenever ya want, NO BEDTIME! movies all night!] and let them watch cartoons until time to go to Papa’s for Pizza and Harry Potter.

5:55 pm: Check for Wizards/Celtics highlights online, as that is where my son is RIGHT NOW. 104-104 in the 4th. nice. Shoulda checked at 5:44. heh.

6:00 pm: I’m scared. it’s quiet….. oh! God bless the Fairy Odd Parents.

6:02 pm: Thegirl gets a phone call, and buglet rediscovers he can reach my light switch…

6:08 pm: Auntie Ladybug FINALLY LEAVES my driveway! Sheesh.

6:15 pm: check the ball game score online again – 115-116 OT win, Celtics! Awesome! what an exciting game to get to see! I’m so TOTALLY jealous!

6:20 pm: start getting ready to invade papa’s…

6:39 pm: actually HEAD to papas…

6:45 pm: start movie, start making the pizzas using two Pizza Pizzazzes

6:46 pm: the requests for papa’s Sausage Egg Muffins start pouring in, so Papa starts making them to order.

6:47 pm: blow the breaker in the kitchen. Move eggmuffin maker to the bathroom counter.

7:00 pm: food! and movie! and fighting! and food! and movie! and fighting!

7:05 pm: Did I mention the fighting?

7:20 pm: buglet see’s Nana Moosie’s coat and is suddenly very interested in where she is. “nani co-coat! nani! nani! nani!”

7:20:02 pm: my ovaries spontaniously combust.

7:25 pm: did I mention the fighting? glad I have my tubes tied to keep ovaries in line. Stupid ovaries.

8:00 pm: Think that the kids will eat papa out of house and home, even though I brought some of the food. sausage egg muffins all the way around. one without egg for The Girl. just sausage for the pup and ladybug and more sausage for Bug. They also kill off two pizzas. My god where do they put it all.

8:05 pm: buglet gets papa’s flashlight. Licks it. Hits his brother with it. repeatedly.

8:06 pm: buglet throws tantrum when Auntie takes the flashlight away.

8:10 pm: Auntie says “D-man, stop telling all about the movie. bug, watch and see. JJ sit down.” for the 82123901829308123098 time.

8:30 pm: Papa bursts into laughter as buglet very carefully and deliberately STOMPS on the box of crayons the girls are using, skattering them every where.

8:31 pm: Tell papa he’s NOT helping, and try to corral the buglet.

8:31:30 pm: give up on corraling. Settle for laughing. Damn that child is cute.

9:00 pm: good god how long is this stupid harry potter movie ANYWAY?

9:15 pm: the buglet has had ENOUGH movies. He and ladybug and JJ head back to here with TheGirl.

9:17 pm: Oh! a bath in aunties BIG TUB! The pup runs home to join ladybug for a swim in my tub.

9:30 pm: the movie is over, d-man and bug and I head home.

9:31 pm: well, the boys head here, leaving me behind to carry everything. Harumph.

9:50 pm: everyone is in their jammies, their beds rearranged for the 281293281723987 time, and the first movie in – the original Shaggy Dog.

9:53 pm: Auntie gives them more sugar. cuz you know, they haven’t had enough. Popsicles all around.

9:57 pm: slurping sounds and general chatter, but the movie is catching their interest. Auntie rediscovers her own comfy chair.

10:00 pm: Auntie loses chair to buglet. Is it too late to slip them all nyquil?

10:10 pm: “but Auntie, we’re HUNGRY!” break out the varity bag o’chips, hand out bags for everyone.

10:12 pm: Soda. Diet of course. heh. gotta PRETEND that I care about rotting their teeth out of their head and their general health and stuff. heh.

10:19 pm: Toothbrushes? we don’t need no steeenkin too brushes!

10:20 pm: Yours truely is force fed the buglets chips by the buglet. gotta love that. specially the soggy pre-moistened ones. ew.

10:34 pm: d-man “Even at G’s house I don’t get to stay up this late! Auntie rocks!”

10:35 pm: *preens*

10:36 pm: ouch, i gotta splinter.

10:55 pm: Heh. I’m surprised she made it this long. Call from Auntie Ladybug. It’s too quiet at her house. HA!

10:56 pm: “I’m hungry!” “Can i have some more chips?” “but i wanted AUntie to open them! – she can open yours then!” “Wow. I feel special.” The last was the girl. She’s learning the fine art of sarcasm. *snort*

11:07 pm: “HAHAHAHAHAHAH THE DOG IS DRIVING THE CAR! AUNTIE! THE DOG STOLE THE CAR!”

11:08 pm: and the first victim falls – buglet is asleep!

11:12 pm: “OWWWW DON’T STEP ON ME!” – ok, bigger living room needed if we’re gonna add more kids to the mix ever. *L*

11:21 pm: Thought it got quiet! Victim number TWO! The pup is asleep!

11:29 pm: Bambi 2 – everyone go potty! no, i didn’t ask if you HAD to go, just go! ONE AT AT TIME I only have ONE bathroom! ok. NOW we’ll start it…

11:39 pm: Ladybug – “…why is somebody snoring? STOP SNORING!”

11:58 pm: Flower stinks up the screen, and laughter erupts in the living room. Amazingly, the two sleepers are still asleep.

12:15 am: Bambi 2 is apparently HYSTERICAL at this hour of the night…

12:36 am: OK – I totally thought they’d be asleep by now. Um. guess not. In goes another movie!

12:56 am: Three down, three to go! lil’ ladybug is fast asleep.

1:19 am: another one bites the dust… Bug is out cold.

2:07 am: They’re failing, but still awake. another movie in.

2:45 am: The Girl joins the babies, and falls asleep.

3:30 am: Movie over, 2 STILL AWAKE! good god! considering old Irish remedy – whiskey. heh.

3:40 am: JJ SLEEPS!

3:49 am: Informed that D-man is completely refreshed even though he hasn’t even closed his eyes ONCE! Consider getting out the ‘Clue-by-four’

4:02 am: D-man sleeps at LAST!

4:16 am: upload last picture from today, move to comfy couch to force the girl to share.

to be continued

tomorrow later today…