Heh.heh.heh.

Ok – so the assignment read like this:

By Day 4, design and develop a four-page signature for printing. The signature can be a brochure, pamphlet, or any type of advertising material containing headline text, body text and digital images. The finished size should be 8 1/2″ X 11″, and the image area should not exceed 7″ X 9.25″. The project will involve input of images by scanning or from a digital camera, using a page layout program, to set up pages, typing text, positioning the images, and final assembly of the page. Submit the composite image of the entire signature to the discussion thread in PDF file format.

Now. After finally clarifying what a signature is (basically a printer’s spread) we asked what exactly did we have to advertise, etc? Were there any rules.

We were told “It’s an open world. Go for it.”

MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

So what do I do?

I SELL MY KIDS!

Not just mine? But my sisters, too, including the one in utereo AND the cat and dog.

They are ALL mortified. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Gma said “uh. No.” *chuckles* and papa said “well _I_ will buy them!”

hahahahahahahahahahah

*Is an evil wicked mommy. but at least I did include a disclaimer!*

And if that PDF doesn’t open for you, try these:

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(I had a friend who couldn’t view the pdf. *smile* – I’m so nice. *L*)