On Inner Peace..

Sent to me by TBF…

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Sent: 5/22/2006 9:15:58 AM
Subject: Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn’t finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished….

a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Baileys,
a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of the Valium prescriptions,
the rest of the cheesecake,
the rest of the Doritos
and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!