snippets

Posted by Lessa on June 3, 2006 in family, this-n-that | ∞

Heard many times in the past years because I am a mean mom:

Kids: MOOOOOOOOOM!
Me: Not here. I ran away. Cuz of ya’ll. Sorry. Leave a message.

Heard from the restroom just moments ago:

The Pup: MOM!!
The Girl: She ain’t here. ran away. cuz of ya’ll. Sorry. Leave a message.

—

I am SO FREAKIN PROUD! *tear*

... other posts by Lessa

Comments are closed. Would you like to contact the author directly?

Kids say...
- Me: So, Selena Gomez is dating Justin Beiber!
  PepperMist: Huh. I didn't realize Selena was a lesbian...
  - #
Writer’s Block
Archives
Archives
Meta
Hey! You!

Yeah you! All this bullshit I write? Is mine. So keep your hands off, will ya? I'm sure you could totally come up with better shit on your own.

Also - dude. All opinions stated herein these pages are my own, and not those of anyone I might know, or work for. Just in case you think I'm slamming something important, like, oh, say, my work place. Anything that you might think is about you? Well, you might be wrong - but you might right too, and you just might be offended.

But ya know what? You also have the right to fuck the hell off. My world does NOT revolve around you. So put on your big person panties, and realize one simple truth:

We are adults. If you find me offensive - then quit fucking finding me.

[Thus ends the 'Behave or ima kick your ASS' portion of this blog.]

Land o'Lessa