Dear Nana Moosie,

Posted by Lessa on July 7, 2006 in family, letters, this-n-that | ∞

I just want you to know that when I, the GOOD daughter, teach the buglet things, I teach him wholesome, loving things to say, such as the following:

Unfortunately, THIS is what your other daughter teaches him!

CLEARLY I am the better influence.

And I didn’t at all deliberately edit it so that you didn’t hear him mimic my calling him a ‘little shit’ either. Honest. I swear.

*shining grin*

Your loving (and GOOD) daughter,
Lessa

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ladybug says:

July 7, 2006 at 9:11 pm

What a cute little voice… soudns just like… well it sounds just like his mother… and if I could find her … Ohhhh the things I would do to her….Like Pat her on the back for bringing up a fowl mouth baby that will teach her to speak better…. Than I would Kick her BUTT…. SHESH!
nanamoosie says:

July 7, 2006 at 9:37 pm

actually he is saying stand up!
>..
Lessa says:

July 7, 2006 at 9:40 pm

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. THATS it. Just like The Girl used too. In church. DAAAAAAAAAAAMIT! HAHAHAH!

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