Dear ‘Perfect’ Client.

MACS ARE NOT GODS!

Just because you are too lazy to add an extension of .jpg to your bloody images and your mac knows this and views them anyway does not make MY COMPUTER INCOMPETANT, and by extension, neither does it make me an idiot.

SLOW DOWN and fucking LISTEN to what I’m SAYING. STOP talking over me. Thank you for pointing me to the images that are on the disk, that are NOT NAMED in the WORD files (which, btw, HAVE NO EXTENSION in their name EITHER.) and are not named correctly making me have to pull wild monkeys out of my butt in order to correct YOUR lazy incompetance.

“Mac just saves them. I’ve got both kinds of computers and my MAc is SO SUPERIOR”

I’ll SHOW you what to do with your Mac, papi.

Grrr.

Sincerely jacking up my prices…

~L

PS – it’s not DONE yet because you have not EMAILED me yet. I use gmail. Everyone uses gmail nowdays. This does NOT mean that I am to blame for YOUR email being lost in the system somewhere. Send. It. Again. Don’t make me say to do so 15million times either. simply SEND IT AGAIN!

PPS. If your Mac is so bloody wonderful, how come it didn’t make this website addition FOR YOU? hm? *smirk*