AUGH! (A peek at Lessa’s AIM in which there is copious amounts of Caps Lock abuse.)
[14:58] Lessa: *mutters in your general direction*
[14:58] Mei: (mutters back)
[14:59] L: You and your stupid books without happy endings…
[14:59] L: *mutter stomp*
[15:00] L: that make me stay up ALL NIGHT because OMFG HE DID NOT JUST HIT HER WITH THE AX cuz that’ll cause me to THROW SOMETHING and WHEW. but. *mutter*
[15:12] M: (grin) so what you’re saying is you’re enjoying it.
[15:14] L: AND THEN. THEN! he totally HOLDS THE WALL and they’re all “TRAITOR” still and DAMMIT.
[15:14] L: harumph.
[15:15] L: maybe. But THERE HAD BETTER BE A HAPPY ENDING SOMEWHERE!!!
[15:15] M: I’m sure someone will eventually have a happy ending.
[15:15] M: somewhere.
[15:16] L: *LMAO* and now, im merely a few chapters from the end, and do I HAVE book four? no i do not. so I shall have to get it. and THEN. will book five be out by then? oh most liekly not. and THIS IS NOT GOOD PEOPLE. *L*
[15:16] M: (ever so pleased to be SPREADING THE PAIN)
[15:19] L: yes. now you must listen to me not only get angry with every TG postponment of the final book but OMFG WHY DOESN’T HE WRITE FASTER for martin too. You brought this on yourself, woman. *L*
[15:19] M: (grin) It’s okay. I’m good at tuning you out. (ducks!)
[15:19] L: *LMAO* such a MOM thing to say!
[15:20] M: bite your tongue! (LOL)
[15:20] L: *LOLOLOL*
(after finishing the last few chapters)
[18:12] L: Does book FOUR have anything happy in it?
[18:12] diTerces: and where is my BRA?
[18:12] M: uh.
[18:12] M: (completely ignores BOTH of these questions)
[18:12] L: *DIES*
[18:13] L: YOUR KILLING ME With the KILLING of people and then! THE BRINGING THEM BACK! and then the OH THANK GOD THEY WASN”T REALLY DEAD! and then YAY! LORD OF WINTERFELL! then NO! you Bastards! FINE! LORD COMMANDER! And THEN! The DEATH! and MAYHEM! and UGH *stabbitystabbity!*
[18:14] M: I DID NOT WRITE THE BOOK.
[18:14] M: I AM NOT KILLING YOU.
[18:14] M: NOT MY FAULT.
[18:14] L: It’s STILL YOUR FAULT! REAAAAAAAAAD the books you said, I can see you there
[18:14] L: cackling MADLY
[18:15] L: KNOWING I LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS! *L*
[18:15] M: YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
[18:15] L: HARUMPH! I TRUSTED YOU!
[18:15] M: See: Every single GODDAMNED THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.
[18:15] L: *LMAO*
[18:15] M: THAT WAS PRETTY DUMB.
[18:15] L: good point.
[18:15] L: *fucking rolling* that was pretty dumb. *goes to looik for a bra, cackling*
[18:16] M: (Busting up)
—
I know. you totally wish you had me on AIM now, don’t you? Heh.
And now? I have to wait for amazon to send me book four. I’ve alrady checked mail, though I only ordered it a few hours ago. Bastards are SLOW. And Goodkind? has not seen fit to HURRY THE FUCK UP and finish the final book of the seriest and put it in my hot little hands yet. THE NERVE!
But? I did order two new Jason Beam prints. ON SALE! oh! I am so HAPPY! They should be here at the end of the week. At which time I also, hopefully, will be finding SOMETHING HAPPY in book four. Because seriously. AUGH!
