Thanksgiving prep:

Ok – so, it’s about 12 hours before I gotta put the bird in the oven. Still to do:

• Make sure the bird is thawed.
• Cuss – loudly! – upon discovering it’s not, and thus go to plan B.
• Um. Come up with a plan B.
• KFC (Yes. I worked there. And can I just say… ew?) training to the rescue!
• Put Turkey in the Sink under running water to thaw.

da House:

• Install New Toilet seat
• Clean said toilet
• counters and sink
• clean tub
• Screw cleaning tub – pull curtain closed instead.
• Catbox
  
• straighten living room
• rearrange
• vacuum
• unearth dining room
• discover table!
• rearrange
• rearrange again
• vacuum
• dishes
• more dishes
• clean counters
• floor
• hey! more dishes!
• unearth stovetop
• scrape out oven
• doh! forgot some dishes!
• holy shit I gotta lotta dishes.
• Entryway
• Hallway
• sweep
  
• Close the bedroom doors – ain’t no one wanna see THAT mess.

whew. mostly done or in process at 10:30am. (Sleep? who slept??)