Scoop!

Posted by Lessa on December 10, 2006 in family, this-n-that | ∞

So, we were watching Scoop, the girl and I. I don’t normally like Woody Allen films, but this one was endearing, and hello! Hugh Jackman! Raaaaaaawr! It’s really a cute movie, delightfully British in style and content and simply fun (And also – Hugh Jackman!) and of course – good for girl bonding! And yet ANOTHER glimpse of the Teenage Hell I’m in for… Voila:

The Girl: Oh sure! So the perfect guy turns out to be a killer!
Me, snarky as always: Well duh, he’s Wolverine!
The Girl: OH! THAT’S who he is! I was like AUGH! all through the movie because I couldn’t figure it out!
Me: (Just laughing)
The Girl, continuing on: Especially when he took his shirt off! I was like I KNOW HIM!
Me: ……………… so… you mostly recognized him with his SHIRT OFF?
The Girl: DUH mom. (and she blinks, and falls over and hides her face in the couch, giggling)

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Just… kill me now, huh? Gah!

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