The Best! Auntie! Ever!
Heh. heh.heh.
You see. His momma made a mistake. His momma promised me that when he was finally able to have french fries, that Auntie got to take him out and give them to him. She forgot and last night, gave that boy a fry without me even BEING there!
But I got her. You see, since he was ready for that – and the boy is 8 months old for heavens sake, Auntie took him out today and bought him a happy meal ALL OF HIS OWN – and not only that? we forced mommy to watch. Hell, we forced momma to DRIVE. MUHAHAHAH!
“So…whats in the pretty box auntie?”
“OOOOOOOH! French Fries! I remember these! Wassat sauce? Sweet and Sour? YUM! GIMME MORE!”
“Keep them nuggets coming, woman!”
“Wassis lovely orange concoction?!? Soda? YUM!”
“OH! what a pretty red box! what’s in there?”
“…..APPLE PIE!”
“Lemme at it! More!”
“Look momma! and is all mine mine MINE!”
“The TOY even tastes good!”
“Time to clean up – filled to the rim, I am!”
“Heh.heh.heh. Momma don’t know I got some extra fries tucked away in my diaper for later!” [he did, too – found them when we changed him later. *L*]
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Heh. The best auntie, and the most spoiled buglet ever. *shining grin*
Try to tell me he wasn’t gonna be hungry around lunch time? Try to tell me that boy needed teeth first? HAH! Total Damage: 4 chicken nuggets (minus the breading), several fries, a couple tastes of sweet and sour sauce, about 1/4 cup of orange soda and the better part of an entire apple pie. Yeah. Not hungry at ALL. Gummed the HELL outa that meal he did. *L*
My work here – for today- is done. MUHAHAHAHAH!
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And… in case you were wondering? The pup has gone from…. um. punkish glam lleaning towards goth:
To full on Glitter glam!
I’m…..so…. proud? *L*
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Look at that ….. he looks like her really isnt smiling…. so he must NOT have liked it… Right? Wishfull thinking I know. BUT I thinkt hat we might have to waite on doing ALL that at one time again. I need to figure out what it was that gave himt hat HORABLE RASH…. yeah you read me right… he wasnt sick. BUT he had a rash all in his diaper area and up a small part of his back…. *POUTS* I did enjoy the day that you for “Making me drive and watch” I loved it. MAUH!
My bets on the orange soda – everything else he’s really had before with exception of the chicken, and I doubt it was that. And – if you remember right? YOU chose the soda. *L* I said “sprite” because it’s the easiest one to digest, but you didn’t want the carbination so I went ahead and let you get him some orange. See? you should have trusted me! HA! and again HA! I say!