Posts by Lessa:
On Driving:
The Boy: Where can I go for 1.5 hours before work?
Me: I just activated your new bank card.
Boy: To the store!
Me: Grab some Toilet Paper?
Boy: I won’t be your errand boy forever, you know.
Me: Thus my taking advantage now.
Boy: Alright. It’ll last about until I have to fill my tank again.
Me: sounds good. Hey, grab me a diet coke too, will ya?
Boy: MOOOOOOOOM. Alright. Maybe.
Me: I could get used to this…
The Birds and the Bees…
One of my favorite shirts – and my kids favorite too – depicts a bird and a bee whispering, with the caption above their head saying “We do WHAT?!” It never fails to make my kids giggle, and I get a lot of snickering looks from folks when I parade it around town. Because, you […]
Oh, B…
B: I don’t get it – what’s her name? Me: Barbara Padilla (pa-dee-ah) B: but it’s spelled with two L’s! Me: it’s Spanish. B: What’s that got to do with anything? Me: How do you spell Tortilla? B: t-o-r-t-i-l-l-a. Why? Me: (Pointed look. Waits.) B: Wha… OH! Never mind. Me: Hahahahahhaha! B: (laughing) Shut up!
Story over Talent?
Sigh. America, America, America – sometimes I wonder about you. Half the time as Reality Voters, you get it right. But then there’s the other half, and I wonder… what the HELL? You know what I’m talking about, yes? We waited through almost two full hours of filler on America’s Got Talent last night – […]
Are YOU a Gleek?
Ok, I know, I know, it’s not a Reality Show – but it relates, and not just because I love the show. I mean COME ON – they covered POISON last night! And I want to Sex You Up! Not to mention Mercedes (Amber Riley) and Bust Your Windows… This show is GOLD people. GOLD. […]
