…on the Beiber Effect
Me: So, Selena Gomez is dating Justin Beiber! PepperMist: Huh. I didn’t realize Selena was a lesbian…
…on manual labor…
Me: load the dishwasher Peppermist: I can’t! Me: Why? Peppermist: That’s manual labor… and I don’t wanna? Me: Load the dishwasher. Peppermist: Child Labor Laws! There’s laws against this in some countries! Me: Not this one. Peppermist: DANGIT! (loads dishwasher) Me: 🙂
…on childhood games…
Peppermist: I have my nose! Me: ….why? Peppermist: …just checking? Me: …..it was going somewhere? Peppermist: Well! You always stole it when I was little! Sometimes you gotta check! Me: …
…re: art school
Me: Blue and Orange are complimentary colors! Peppermist: I don’t HAVE a fancy art degree from a fancy art school! The only Art I have is Grandpa and he’s fulla FARTS and there’s NOTHING complimentary about THAT!
Yeah, that…
The Pup: Hey, why’d we stop watching that show… little town or something? Me:… you mean Smallville? Pup: YEAH…