Dear Internets,
Hi. I’m Ace. (the cute one). Mom says that Silly Kitty Saturday isn’t until tomorrow, but that since she is going out of town, a day early is allright. I’m feeling a little clingy today. Seems there’s this new white stuff outside, and it’s gotten kinda cold. I don’t like it much. I voiced my […]
Dear teenage little twit behind the wheel of the white piece of shit…
Did you even NOTICE you almost hit me? Not once, but TWICE? First when you pealed out onto the highway from your sideroad, looking BEHIND ME, and thus almost clipping my back end because you popped into my lane OH SO EARLY? And then when I slowed to make a turn, and you cut in […]
Dear Simonweb,
You? Can suck it. Suck great big green donkey dicks even. Suck it ALL DAY LONG. Because I? Am not going to allow you to screw me, screw my mom, screw my best friend, screw my clients ANY MORE. You see, you thought you’d be all clever when you disconnected your phone. You thought that […]
Dear face of mine,
Ahem. Hello? I know I keep telling people that inside, i’m still 16, but could we stop it with the breakouts already? Especially as it is not MY week for PMS? I’ve heard of sympathy pains, but um, when my 12 year old daughter says, out of the blue “…my belly hurts, here kinda on […]
Dear ‘Perfect’ Client.
MACS ARE NOT GODS! Just because you are too lazy to add an extension of .jpg to your bloody images and your mac knows this and views them anyway does not make MY COMPUTER INCOMPETANT, and by extension, neither does it make me an idiot. SLOW DOWN and fucking LISTEN to what I’m SAYING. STOP […]
