March 10th, 6:31 pm Alaska time.
The Boy. March 1992 and Fall 2005. Today, he is officially old enough to get his Driving Learner’s Permit. *SOB!* It was 1992. He cried. OH how he cried. His little face was wrinkly and red and his little head all cone shape and he screamed with his whole body. His daddy cried, His momma […]
March 10th, 6:31 pm Alaska time.
The Boy. March 1992 and Fall 2005. Today, he is officially old enough to get his Driving Learner’s Permit. *SOB!* It was 1992. He cried. OH how he cried. His little face was wrinkly and red and his little head all cone shape and he screamed with his whole body. His daddy cried, His momma […]
The Highs and Lows of Motherhood: a one act play
Scene: Less then 4 hours before the new couch arrives, and Lessa is still cleaning and vacuming under the old couch and digging old silverware from between the cusions. Upon lifting the middle cushion, her supermom status takes a direct hit with this no-nonsense message written in perm marker on the fabric: First thought: Damn […]
Dear….
Dear little men with pick axes banging repeatedly at the base of my skull, and the plegm filling my sinuses, This is your eviction notice. Due to repeated health code violations, you are hereby commanded to vacate the premises immediately. Don’t make me call the Doctor on your arse, cuz I will. Really. Just pack […]
I FOUND THE OFF BUTTON!
It’s an often asked question – just WHERE is the Pup’s OFF button?!? Well! at least of a little while today, i FOUND it! Yes indeedy. I got me a birthday gift today – a portable dvd/cd player. Oh how I *heart* new toys! So I was showing it to the pup, and oooooooooh. Off […]