Suffocating
I feel like i’m suffocating today. I’m irritable and want nothing more then to crawl into bed and hide and not come out for a year, but at the same time the last thing on earth I want to do is sleep again. The dream might come back, and I don’t think I could take […]
S.O.L!
The Pup: Mom, you’re gonna have to get a step ladder to put my snowflakes up. Me: ok…. The Pup: Yeah, cus well, you’re SOL! Me: ExCUSE me?? Pup: Yeah! SOL – that spells small, right, like short? Me: Um. Yes. Exactly. One step ladder, coming up. — Man – I always thought that meant […]
The HELL?
Dude. it must be in the water at the Middle School or something! I mean seriously! The GIRL came home, and she was all “Is the boy here? I got somethin to tell ya but not in front of him!” And so, the boy, he goes out to ManSpace, and she leans in and whispers […]
Dear Old Lady at Fred Myers,
Look, I know that little tiny infant was crying. It’s clear that she was tired, hungry, and Gramma wasn’t cutting it no matter what she tried. But you know what? Wandering and saying to a complete stranger (ie: me) that Gramma should “smack that child so it has a reason to cry!” was completely inappropriate. […]
weeeeeeeell.
So, the first phone call was made, and he was told to call back after his hair appointment – a quick buzz at Miss A’s, and he made the second call. They talked for a few moments, alas… she had been told by mum and dad she couldn’t do anything today, so no movie. She […]
