mmmmmm…. stuff.
Reason number 328934728394729384732 that I hate politicians: President Bush uses Iraq and Afganistan’s Olympic Teams as his “i’m a god” platform in his latest commercial. It’s been said over and freaking over, and we KNOW it should be true. The Olympics. Is Not. About. Mother. Fucking. Politics! The Iraqui Soccar team has EVERY RIGHT to […]
In case you were wondering…. – Updated!
Yes. I still take pictures of my kids on the first day of school every year. Yes, I’m fully aware they will shoot me for this when they start dating and I break them out to embarass them with. MUHAHAHAHA. Ahem. And yes – I was up before my mom pinged me on MSN to […]
So…. a needle pulling thread….
So. Heh. Ever get the feeling you -want- to write, and you probably -should- write, but you have absolutely shit to say? *L* Yeah, about where I am at the moment. Gave mom a new do, as well as the sis too. the sis took her time noticing – something about a real life or […]
In case you were wondering…
…and you know you were. heh. Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLessa’s Syndrome Cause: caught in hospitals Symptoms: squawking, hydrophobia, occasional lockjaw, food cravings Cure: take four sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Squawking??? Oddly enough I do hate to get my face […]
Three words every mom longs to hear…
…Not “I love you.” not “you’re not fat.” not even “half price sale.” The three words EVERY woman I know longs to hear? Back. To. School. Even though it snuck up on me a bit this year (what do you MEAN they go in a WEEK? I haven’t even thought of supplies yet!!) I’m still […]
