HK – make your own darn eggs!
Finally got a chance to watch Hell’s Kitchen for this week, as we go from a final four hopefuls, down to the final three. Were almost there – who will stand the heat and make it to the final two?
Jen decides hey – making friends might help, and seems surprised when the other three look at her like she’s grown another head. Them bridges is way burnt, baby. The first challenge is to create a dish for 80 very special guests who are picky and demanding. Christina makes a turkey sandwich with curry and avocado, while scared that the guests might be kids and she would have gone in the wrong direction, Jen whips together a grouper dish, Petrozza works on a Monte Cristo sandwich and Jen almost makes me like her again with her snarky “It looks like a heart attack dipped in a stroke with a side of cardiac arrest.” Then she opens her mouth again and I am back to my dislike. Heh. And Cory is making a salmon BLT – except that she’s working extremely slowly, and is the only chef without enough servings on the table when the guests arrive and pisses them off by having to go put together more – while Christina sneaks in and gives her plates to the waiting guests to ‘save time’.
Oh – who are these picky snarly guests? 80 pregnant women! All of whom Chef Ramsey thanks for not going into labor during the challenge. The votes are tallied, and Christina bests Petrozza by just 2 votes. Cue bitchy Jen and Corey, because Christina wins a personalized shopping spree with Chef Ramsey. As Christina has admitted to being fashionably hopeless, so both Jen and Corey are certain they a – deserved the win and b – would have made much better choices and gained better outfits if it had been THEM. Instead, they’re stuck cleaning and prepping and bitching while Petrozza wisely keeps his mouth shut.
FWAW – A family affair.
We’re down to the final four and the Farmer is ever closer to picking hisself a straight up citybred wife! I can’t hardly stand the excitement, ya’ll! Since these poor girls have been away from the city so long, Dear ole Farmer Matt decides to bring their best part of the city to them – they’re best friends and we’
re reminded just how well these girls have adapted to their desire to live on a farm, as the best friends are all dolled up in heels and finery – especially Kanisha’s bff. Squeals and joy, and Christa drags off her BFF to bitch about who she hates – Brooke, of course, while the other’s talk about how cute Matt is and how much they adore him.
Matt then gives the girls a gift – an old cookbook, and then tells the they will have to make dinner for the 45 members of his family, for that night. Nice. There’s more smack talk between BFFs, as the BF’s assure the hopeful wives that their connection is visible and the only true connection, of course. At least they’re supportive. Then after they cook all afternoon, they rush off to get ready, which is cue for the family to arrive early. Kanisha is the closest to being ready, so answers the door and leads them all out to the barn where the girls have set up dinner.
Is it just me, or is Kanisha’s fake politeness worse then nails on a chalkboard? I swear, every time she opened her mouth tonight I wanted to smack her… she got more fake every single moment.
Anyway, dinner time, and the girls work hard to impress, which Brooke does with ease, making Christa shoot daggers out her eyes in Brooke’s direction. Then the family asks the girls/friends questions that they have to answer in front of everyone. Amanda doesn’t know what Matt farms – but of course, neither do I. I also don’t care. Whatever. Kanisha’s friend ends up all teary-eyed and say she’s fallen in love with the family already and I’m staring at her thinking she’s just as wacked and fake as Kanisha. Or maybe just crazy. She does know that if Kanisha wins, she doesn’t get to share the Farmer, right?
Celebrity Circus – wk 2!
It’s the flash and lights and fabulously D-listed stars out and about with Joey Fatone once more for this week’s Celebrity Circus! Can you stand the excitement? Can you?! I know, me either.
First up, an elimination! Now that’s the way to start a show, axing one of the celebrities. Is it gonna be Diva Blu Catrelle? Please? The first three stars that are safe (Cue spooky music and lighting, of course) Stacy Dash (For those that don’t know – she’s most known for being in Clueless.), Antonio Sabato, Jr (who is, of course, shirtless…), Janet Evans (And her incredible 87pack abs).
Damn. I lied. The safe three will perform before any elimination. Sigh. Oh well, here we go!
GASP! What’s this?
Could it be? IT IS! There seems to be a stain marring the perfection of Our Brie’s Perfect Lawn. See?
Can’t quite make it out? Look along the edges there, along the street where technically it’s not her lawn anyway, but Our Brie, she does love to encroach – even on the city. Here, I’ll circle it for you…
THERE. NOW you see it! DANDELIONS! Not just one, but TWO of them! I know for a fact that Our Brie? She HATES Dandelions! She has spent YEARS battling the pretty little weeds flowers. So the question is, HOW on earth did some of them manage to take seed along the edges of her perfection, beginning what is sure to be the battle of the summer?
I have NO idea how that might have happened. None. Honest.
Hehehehe.
SYTYCD – Top 18 Dance it out.
Again, tonight was a show of stand out performances, and some that were complete misses for me. Even for a writer, it’s hard to put into words when something is visually stunning – like Nigel last week telling Twitchinton that it was ‘really, really, good…” in an awed whisper. So I’m not going to try and describe the dances themselves, but I will put the stand out performances here via youtube. As long as they’re up there, of course.
Once again, Katee and Joshuah were fanfreakingtastic. This week they did broadway, and it was everything that I envision Broadway to be – energetic, fun, heartfelt, real, lively, beautiful. Loved. It.
