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More on sex ed…
… in the “OMG you did NOT just say that!” category.
The Boy – my precious baby innocent 14 year old boy – was putting together the air freshener I got for over the catbox. He did it wrong the first time, so I, being female and mom and right said “Here’s the directions” And he replied with the following:
“I dont neeed no steenkin ‘rections! Well, I DO need E-rections, but not DE-rections… and of course not either of them right now, but at some point AAAHHH! MOM! I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING! STOOOOOOOOOOP AUGgarglegagthud”
The last part, of course, is where I killed him. You can’t blame me, right? I mean – seriously. he’s FOURTEEN and I WARNED HIM. Repeatedly.
Harumph.
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(Alright you CES perfect mom society police – totally kidding on the killing part. Sheesh. Lighten up, will ya? It’s called a sense of humor! Get one! They’re all the rage, HONEST! Better then an E-rection even and it don’t need DE-rections either! Just a smile.)
Features : Radar Online
10 most dangerous toys of all time! – Who doesn’t miss maiming your friends before dinner?!?
‘Pink princess’ overthrows tomboy mom in battle of wills (West End Word)
‘Pink princess’ overthrows tomboy mom in battle of wills – BWAHAHAH! Oh man. I *understand* this article far too well. (Thanks for the link, Nana!)
Texas child suspended after hugging aide | Chron.com – Houston Chronicle
Texas child suspended after hugging aide – What. The. Fuck? File under people are beyond stupid and stop projecting your own perverse inclinations onto innocent FOUR YEAR OLDS. I’m… speechless.
Ahem.
It seems that people are determined to make me feel OLD today! Observe: 1. The Google ad down there is for adult diapers. Um. huh? 2. The boy came home, and reluctantly asked for homework help. Like so: “Mom! I have health homework, about that subject that NO ONE THERE wants to talk about and […]
