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The Highs and Lows of Motherhood: a one act play
Scene:
Less then 4 hours before the new couch arrives, and Lessa is still cleaning and vacuming under the old couch and digging old silverware from between the cusions. Upon lifting the middle cushion, her supermom status takes a direct hit with this no-nonsense message written in perm marker on the fabric:
First thought: Damn kids! if they write on my NEW couch, i’ma shoot em!
Second thought: Aw MAN! wonder when they did that?
Third thought: BLOG FODDER! Picture time!
So, after taking the incriminating picture, Lessa bravely uploads it to her computer, only to find a secret message picture on the camera itself, waiting for her to find it:
Clearly, there is a “confuse mom” plot afoot in the Lessa Household! Possibility one: A minor panic by the older two children when realizing that the moving of the couch would reveal their cushion vandalism! Quick! Deploy ‘mommelt’ plan alpha! Surprise picture oin the camera to counteract such vemonous thoughts!
Possibility two: They confused. or guilty. or confused and guilty. or just…
Possibility three: Kids.
Gotta love em. *chuckles*
[please note that not once did I assume they really do hate me. I know better. *L* I probably had the nerve to oh, yell at them about their homework or something. I am finding it HIGHLY amusing.
….luckily for them. MUHAHAHAHHA!
And yes – that second picture is obviously a random act of niceness. *g* but the “confuse mom” plot was funnier! *L*]
Dear….
Dear little men with pick axes banging repeatedly at the base of my skull, and the plegm filling my sinuses, This is your eviction notice. Due to repeated health code violations, you are hereby commanded to vacate the premises immediately. Don’t make me call the Doctor on your arse, cuz I will. Really. Just pack […]
I FOUND THE OFF BUTTON!
It’s an often asked question – just WHERE is the Pup’s OFF button?!? Well! at least of a little while today, i FOUND it! Yes indeedy. I got me a birthday gift today – a portable dvd/cd player. Oh how I *heart* new toys! So I was showing it to the pup, and oooooooooh. Off […]
Happy Birthday, my ladybug!
My sweet Ladybug, Well, you already know that you are my mostest favoritest neice ever! And I’d probably say that even if ya wasn’t my only one (blood related, anyway – we all know how your Auntie likes to adopt kiddos!) and even though your momma refused to have you on my birthday too. ONe […]
birthday dinner
Mum n Dad took me out to Rosita’s for dinner tonight, where they sing happy birthday to ya in Spanish and make ya wear a silly hat too – the things i do for free ice cream! *L* Then to Auntie’s house where the kids had a surprise party with cake n candles all ready […]
