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HAH! try and fool ME will ya!
So, the girl comes home today, and soon as her brother makes scarce, I go all singsong teasy on her “sooooooooOOOOOoooooo did THATBOY sit by you at lunch again today?”
TheGirl: No.
Me: No?
TheGirl: No – i had to eat quick so I could go see Ms. B again about the talent show remember?
Me: Oh! Ok. So no sitting with the boy.
TheGirl: Besides – all the tables were filled so we couldn’t find any seats together.
Me: do WHAT? So you were LOOKING for seats together so you could sit, but the whole school was agianst you?
TheGirl: Um. uh. Well. uh. Ya see. I.
Me: You weren’t gonna TELL me you TRIED to sit together, is that it? As it insinuates a PRIOR agreement to MEET where – at your locker? and walk TO the lunchroom TOGETHER all for the purposes of sitting together for lunch?
The Girl: Well, uh..
Me: Did ya make mooony love eyes at him across the table?
The Girl: No! We uh, were facing different directions.
Me: Oh, so it was little glances over your shoulder then…
TheGirl: MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Me: I see. And typing class?
TheGirl: siiiiiigh – i don’t have typing anymore.
Harumph. The little wench tried to hide TheRestOfTheStory! Then!
TheGirl: Mom? Why’d you have to replace dad?
Me: Huh?
TheGirl: Well, if HE was here, you’d be all EXCITED about this boy..
Me: Replace him? Darling, I have yet to forbid you to sit next to him, threaten to shoot him, or TELL YOUR BROTHER about him…
TheGirl: Oh. Um. Never mind. I love you mommy!
Me: THATs what I thought. *Smirk*
Harumph. Seriously. Chastity Belts!
Dear Google,
…HUH? Why on earth do I come up as the number one search result for man boobs marijuana? Seriously! I’ve always wanted to be number one – but um, could we talk about which words put me in such an enviable position? Please? Thanks. ~L (*L* It is to a monthly archive page, which explains […]
Picture this…
So, today, Lessa had to get up early (after going to bed, late late late!) from her nap, and bleerily stare outside at the 0 degree weather and mutter. Yes. For today The Boy had a speech in class, and it was on Rottweilers. Conveniently enough, we HAVE one, who was needed for the show […]
Man sues chatroom pals
50 year old men – the new “teenage drama queens” – O.M.F.G.
Bella Bella dancerella is EATING MY BRAIN!
OMG. How many mum’s broke down and got their kids the bella bella dancerella thingy? I did, and the Pup LOVES it. I’d show pictures, but really, I spend most of the time that its on banging my head agianst the desk. It has this cutsey little dvd that goes with it, a lightweight ‘bar’ […]
