Story over Talent?
Sigh. America, America, America – sometimes I wonder about you. Half the time as Reality Voters, you get it right. But then there’s the other half, and I wonder… what the HELL? You know what I’m talking about, yes? We waited through almost two full hours of filler on America’s Got Talent last night – including a performance by the best of the worst, and watched Shakira dry hump a speaker box, and other atrocities… all to find out the winner in the last 2 minutes of the show.
It wasn’t Recycled Percussion.
It wasn’t even Voices of Glory – which would have been predictable and also wrong. It wasn’t the Fab Five – who are fabulous indeed. And it wasn’t Barbara Padilla, who’s Ava Maria makes me love opera…
No. It was the unemployed chicken catcher, who hasn’t turned in a decent performance since his audition – Kevin Skinner.
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KEVIN SKINNER?! People are you NUTS? When there were WET ROCKER BOYZ PLAYING DRUMS? And against second place Barbara Padilla?
All on THIS performance?
We all know it was his audition that won the hearts of America, and we wish Kevin the best – but.. SRSLY?! Come AWN. Sigh.
Oh well – On to bigger and better things… SYTYCD and SURVIVOR! 🙂
Are YOU a Gleek?
Ok, I know, I know, it’s not a Reality Show – but it relates, and not just because I love the show. I mean COME ON – they covered POISON last night! And I want to Sex You Up! Not to mention Mercedes (Amber Riley) and Bust Your Windows…
This show is GOLD people. GOLD.
How does it relate to you, my Reality Dazies (other than me telling you to WATCH IT! WATCH IT NOW and its my site and I totally can)? Easy – Front and center during the performance of Vocal Adrenaline – it’s none other than Lauren from SYTYCD! Check it out!
If you’re not convinced yet – here’s the full I wanna Sex You Up by the Acafellas (3 teachers and 2 students)
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INORITE?!
Become a Gleek.
You know you want too.
Strong as Steel – have YOU entered?
Have you entered our sweepstakes today? Why not? It’s right over there —> !
And just in case you’re worried about what to do with your old appliance when you win the sweepstakes (because you totally will – as we’re all about the positive thinking around here, right? right!) – Hank and Lisa have come to our rescue for some fabulous recycling ideas for that old busted up range you can’t wait to kick to the curb! Truth of the matter is, you can help out those in need by donating your used appliance to these national charities:
* The Salvation Army: With thrift stores located throughout North America, The Salvation Army can schedule a pickup from the thrift store nearest you. Check with your local Salvation Army office to see if they accept appliance donations in your area. Learn more at www.salvationarmyusa.org
* St. Vincent de Paul: St Vincent de Paul is a national organization with thrift stores throughout the country. Contact your local chapter to arrange for a pick-up or drop-off. The number will be listed in the Social Service Organizations section of your local yellow pages. Learn more at www.svdpusa.org
* American Council of the Blind: American Council of the Blind has thrift stores in a number of major metropolitan areas. You can call them at 1-800-866-3242 or visit www.acb.org
* Habitat for Humanity: Habitat ReStores are retail outlets where quality used and surplus building materials are sold at a fraction of normal prices. For more information, call 1-800-HABITAT or visit www.habitat.org
See? You can get a new GE appliance, and help someone else get some good use out of your used appliance too! Remember, you can enter once a day every day until NOVEMBER! That’s a lot of entries – and each betters your chance to win! So scoot over to the right and get your entry in for today!
Adam Shankman joins the Judges!
We’ve watched his Choreography and as guest judge since SYTYCD’s third season in 2007, and he’s been on hand during the audition rounds – the first of which premiered last week. We know him, we love him, and now he’s going to be around in a much more permanent way -as a weekly judge alongside Nigel Lythgoe and Mary Murphy!
Beginning October 27 – the Top Twenty performance show, Adam will be on hand to help pick apart the performances as we search for our next favorite dancer. I’m thrilled! Adam’s always honest, but gives constructive critism and glowing praise where it’s deserved as well!
There’s no word on if there will be a 4th judges seat for the weekly guest judges we’re used to seeing, but I’m sure we’ll find that out in time.
Tonight, the auditions hit Phoenix, AZ for week two of the Auditions! Are YOU watching?
Haven't seen the opening sequence yet?
You know, the one mentioned below? Well here ya go – it’s on CBS now. Enjoy!
ONE MORE DAY! Have you signed up for the Fafarazzi Pool yet? Why not?! It’s right here!
