Posts by Lessa:
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SLANKET : THE BEST BLANKET EVER – OMG! I! MUST! HAVE! A! SLANKET! please? pretty please? i’ve a birthday coming up….
‘Days of our PreTeen Lives’ Update!
Like sands through the hourglass… Since Sarah is depending on this for her soap opera, and because there is little more that I love then embarassing my kids! Here we go! Today’s update on THATBOY! So! I asked her if she told him what I said and what the guidelines are and what he said. […]
THAT. FUCKING. BITCH.
THAT FUCKING BITCH called just now. It’s not even fucking midnight. In fact, it’s 11:30. And if I’m not letting my dog out at 3:30 as usual, I need her to go out NOW. So I let her out. And there’s a cat. And she barks. Or there’s a breeze and she barks, wtf ever. […]
SHE’S TOO YOUNG! alternately titled “STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!” or “I’M NOT READY!”
Oh. My. God. Ok – So, here’s todays update on THAT BOY. As you can see by the picture (MOM! you’re not putting that on the INTERNET ARE YOU? Oh yes. child. yes I am.) The girl came home all giggly and with a NOTE. A yellow sticky pad note in fact. Once finding out […]
Dear ‘Perfect’ Neighbor.
Have I ever bitched about the snowmachines and boats revving at all hours of the day and night? have i ever bitched that you come into my yard and ‘clean’ it whenever you deem it too messy by your standards? have I ever bitched about many other ‘helpful’ (but really only helpful to you) things […]