Dear Nana Moosie,
I just want you to know that when I, the GOOD daughter, teach the buglet things, I teach him wholesome, loving things to say, such as the following: Unfortunately, THIS is what your other daughter teaches him! CLEARLY I am the better influence. And I didn’t at all deliberately edit it so that you didn’t […]
note to self:
When the dog is whining to go out (at 6am) and you choose to ignore her, and then you hear a thumping noise from the boy’s bedroom – do not be surprised when the dog is found, happy as you please, OUTSIDE, laying down all primly and surpremely peased with herself, by the CAR, having […]
To whom it may concern:
To Whom it May Concern:I understand that I have sinned greatly by daring to wear my sandals yesterday and freeing my bare toes into the spot of warmth we had. I understand that I likely was simply too eager. I get it. so STOP WITH THE SNOW ALREADY WILL YA? It’s FREEZING OUT THERE! GAH. […]
March 10th, 6:31 pm Alaska time.
The Boy. March 1992 and Fall 2005. Today, he is officially old enough to get his Driving Learner’s Permit. *SOB!* It was 1992. He cried. OH how he cried. His little face was wrinkly and red and his little head all cone shape and he screamed with his whole body. His daddy cried, His momma […]
Dear….
Dear little men with pick axes banging repeatedly at the base of my skull, and the plegm filling my sinuses, This is your eviction notice. Due to repeated health code violations, you are hereby commanded to vacate the premises immediately. Don’t make me call the Doctor on your arse, cuz I will. Really. Just pack […]
