imperfection
for PhotoFriday: Imperfection This tattoo is the one I got on my honeymoon – it’s 12.5 years old and very much in need of touchups. It, very much like the breast it is on, has faded and sagged and deteriorated over the years. But I don’t think I’ll ever retouch it now – for the […]
….say WHAT?
Watching Cosby Show on nick at night (shut up): The boy: That Olivia is a cute lil thing. Me: You know who that is, don’t you? TB: Nope. Me: *sings* “That’s so raven…” TB: NO WAY! Me: WAY! TB: Well. She was cute then – but man, she’s a Hot Momma now! SNAP! Me:…………. — […]
oooooOOOOOOoooooooh!
The Girl spend this afternoon in a female rite of passage – no, not THAT one, but one even BIGGER then that: The First Perm. After spending the weekend with Auntie D. last week, she came home in girly glory after manicures and pedicures and baths with smelly stuff and lotions and handmedowns from Auntie’s […]
Heard this evening:
TheKids: But I don’t want to clean the living room! Me: No problem. TheKids: Hey! whatcha doin? Me: Getting ready to rearrange furniture TheKids: OH! can we help? Me: Sure – grab that bag over there, and that box, and start *insert CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS here* TheKids: ALRIGHT! Sure thing, mom! Score: TheKids 233212312, Mom 1 […]
AUGH!
OMFG. I vote we outlaw fucking Mondays. Period. First – I get woken up by one of those stupid automated bill collecting calls that says My Cellular one bill is due on reciept. For those of you playing along at home, you might remember that I CANCELLED my late husband’s cell phone, becuase the fuckers […]
