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On Inner Peace..
Sent to me by TBF…
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Sent: 5/22/2006 9:15:58 AM
Subject: Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn’t finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished….
a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Baileys,
a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of the Valium prescriptions,
the rest of the cheesecake,
the rest of the Doritos
and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oy!
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Recaps and birthdays!
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Good GRIEF
*posts so the sister stops freakin NAGGING about there being nothing new* I’m home. I’m exhausted. I’ve got 476 email messages, of which only FIVE were actually to me and not spam. I’m TIRED. but weekend was good. More later. *thud*
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Terry Shared a bus ride from Seattle to Florida – your second trip to my first, you were awesome company. You got me through boot camp and my first trip away from home. Thanks for sheltering me.
