Ahhhhhhh, school!
Thankfully everything’s already sliding into a schedule. No big trials getting the kids up OR to bed, which is shocking. The boy goes straight to his shower at 6am, and gets dressed and collapses on the couch to sleep again. The Girl does it a bit differently – she gets up, hits the shower, then gets dressed, then starts to dry her hair, then does the careful mirror check, then tries to decide if she can get away with makeup (no) and settles on clear lipgloss (if that) and then if the boy’s hair is still wet she’ll dry it real fast too, and then they’re both out the door between 6:50 and 7am headed to the Moosies house for breakfast – the boy still grumping, the girl all smiles. Night and day, those two.
Happy ‘Back To School’ Day!
Otherwise known as “mom gets to take a nap day”
Whoo!
Night! *thud,naps*
SOOOOOOOOOOB!
Do you know where my son is right now? Do you? DO YOU? He’s at that thingy, that… that… FRESHMAN orientation. At the HIGH SCHOOL! Then one I mentioned over here! The one with the whole “parents need not attend” on the bottom. Complete with a SMILEY FACE. Like THIS: 🙂 !!!
And now. RIGHT NOW. My son, my firstborn – the one who is taller then me my BAYBEE, is here:
At the HIGH SCHOOL. For Freshman Orientation. With other HIGH SCHOOLERS! With High School GIRLS. He even brushed his hair. And put on a belt. And his nice new shoes. And washed his hands.
HE BRUSHED HIS TEETH, PEOPLE!
*Sniff* I’m handling it well. Really. *SOB* Honest.
ETA: Yeah – I called that!
Me: “So, what cha do? What was it like? See any friends?”
The boy: “nuthin. whatever. I guess.”
Later, it was discovered through random bits of conversation that he DID see several of his friends, that S cut his hair, that He and Ch (aka – The Girl He’s Loved Since Birth) and J (the cutie Science project partner) made sure to get lockers right next to each other. So – if he has to be in the “pool hall” (the hallway right by the swimming pool entrance) and smell Chlorine all the time, at least he does it surrounded by the two cutest girls in his grade.
Heh.
I’m so doomed.
Dear ‘Perfect’ Client.
MACS ARE NOT GODS!
Just because you are too lazy to add an extension of .jpg to your bloody images and your mac knows this and views them anyway does not make MY COMPUTER INCOMPETANT, and by extension, neither does it make me an idiot.
SLOW DOWN and fucking LISTEN to what I’m SAYING. STOP talking over me. Thank you for pointing me to the images that are on the disk, that are NOT NAMED in the WORD files (which, btw, HAVE NO EXTENSION in their name EITHER.) and are not named correctly making me have to pull wild monkeys out of my butt in order to correct YOUR lazy incompetance.
“Mac just saves them. I’ve got both kinds of computers and my MAc is SO SUPERIOR”
I’ll SHOW you what to do with your Mac, papi.
Grrr.
Sincerely jacking up my prices…
~L
PS – it’s not DONE yet because you have not EMAILED me yet. I use gmail. Everyone uses gmail nowdays. This does NOT mean that I am to blame for YOUR email being lost in the system somewhere. Send. It. Again. Don’t make me say to do so 15million times either. simply SEND IT AGAIN!
PPS. If your Mac is so bloody wonderful, how come it didn’t make this website addition FOR YOU? hm? *smirk*
